Magical prosthesis merchant

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As a prosthesis crafter things are going really bad with the new trend of healers regrowing wounded limbs.



Apparently for some sick reason people actually prefer their body parts to be made of real flesh and not of some cool and stronger materials powered by magic runes.



How do I keep selling my prosthesis and avoid going bankrupt?










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    As a prosthesis crafter things are going really bad with the new trend of healers regrowing wounded limbs.



    Apparently for some sick reason people actually prefer their body parts to be made of real flesh and not of some cool and stronger materials powered by magic runes.



    How do I keep selling my prosthesis and avoid going bankrupt?










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      As a prosthesis crafter things are going really bad with the new trend of healers regrowing wounded limbs.



      Apparently for some sick reason people actually prefer their body parts to be made of real flesh and not of some cool and stronger materials powered by magic runes.



      How do I keep selling my prosthesis and avoid going bankrupt?










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      As a prosthesis crafter things are going really bad with the new trend of healers regrowing wounded limbs.



      Apparently for some sick reason people actually prefer their body parts to be made of real flesh and not of some cool and stronger materials powered by magic runes.



      How do I keep selling my prosthesis and avoid going bankrupt?







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          Not prosthetics. Augmentation.



          run in stilts



          https://www.treehugger.com/culture/poweriser-alternative-commuting-by-pogo-stilts.html



          The healers can only restore what biology created. You can do better than biology. Your magic augmentations fit over, in, around and through the native parts improving their function and providing new functions never before dreamed of. Run faster. Throw farther. Be better!



          It goes without saying that most of your customers are sex workers.






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            Wait, what? Where did that last sentence come from?
            – Aaron
            46 mins ago






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            @Aaron If your profession relies on your... abilities... augmentation is very well worth investing in.
            – Arkenstein
            44 mins ago






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            @Arkenstein But I don't think it "goes without saying" that those people would be the most likely to get such prosthetics. If such were available, I would have assumed it would go without saying that sports jocks would be the majority of customers. And there are so many other jobs that could benefit as well. If that sentence had been "It goes without saying that if all else fails you will still retain..." then it would have made sense.
            – Aaron
            33 mins ago

















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          Those people who've lost a limb know how much an injury or infection hurts. Your prothesis cannot hurt, but works just like a natural limb.



          This can be of advantage in physically straining and dangerous jobs like mining, lumbering, fishing or for mercenaries.



          If Joe lost his leg due to his axe slipping once, how high are the chances the axe will slip a second time? If Joe cannot pull a full fishing net into the boat anymore because his hands are afflicted by arthritis and rheumatism, how much will he want a magical prothesis that doesn't hurt anymore?






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            Not prosthetics. Augmentation.



            run in stilts



            https://www.treehugger.com/culture/poweriser-alternative-commuting-by-pogo-stilts.html



            The healers can only restore what biology created. You can do better than biology. Your magic augmentations fit over, in, around and through the native parts improving their function and providing new functions never before dreamed of. Run faster. Throw farther. Be better!



            It goes without saying that most of your customers are sex workers.






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              Wait, what? Where did that last sentence come from?
              – Aaron
              46 mins ago






            • 1




              @Aaron If your profession relies on your... abilities... augmentation is very well worth investing in.
              – Arkenstein
              44 mins ago






            • 1




              @Arkenstein But I don't think it "goes without saying" that those people would be the most likely to get such prosthetics. If such were available, I would have assumed it would go without saying that sports jocks would be the majority of customers. And there are so many other jobs that could benefit as well. If that sentence had been "It goes without saying that if all else fails you will still retain..." then it would have made sense.
              – Aaron
              33 mins ago














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            Not prosthetics. Augmentation.



            run in stilts



            https://www.treehugger.com/culture/poweriser-alternative-commuting-by-pogo-stilts.html



            The healers can only restore what biology created. You can do better than biology. Your magic augmentations fit over, in, around and through the native parts improving their function and providing new functions never before dreamed of. Run faster. Throw farther. Be better!



            It goes without saying that most of your customers are sex workers.






            share|improve this answer
















            • 2




              Wait, what? Where did that last sentence come from?
              – Aaron
              46 mins ago






            • 1




              @Aaron If your profession relies on your... abilities... augmentation is very well worth investing in.
              – Arkenstein
              44 mins ago






            • 1




              @Arkenstein But I don't think it "goes without saying" that those people would be the most likely to get such prosthetics. If such were available, I would have assumed it would go without saying that sports jocks would be the majority of customers. And there are so many other jobs that could benefit as well. If that sentence had been "It goes without saying that if all else fails you will still retain..." then it would have made sense.
              – Aaron
              33 mins ago












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            Not prosthetics. Augmentation.



            run in stilts



            https://www.treehugger.com/culture/poweriser-alternative-commuting-by-pogo-stilts.html



            The healers can only restore what biology created. You can do better than biology. Your magic augmentations fit over, in, around and through the native parts improving their function and providing new functions never before dreamed of. Run faster. Throw farther. Be better!



            It goes without saying that most of your customers are sex workers.






            share|improve this answer












            Not prosthetics. Augmentation.



            run in stilts



            https://www.treehugger.com/culture/poweriser-alternative-commuting-by-pogo-stilts.html



            The healers can only restore what biology created. You can do better than biology. Your magic augmentations fit over, in, around and through the native parts improving their function and providing new functions never before dreamed of. Run faster. Throw farther. Be better!



            It goes without saying that most of your customers are sex workers.







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              Wait, what? Where did that last sentence come from?
              – Aaron
              46 mins ago






            • 1




              @Aaron If your profession relies on your... abilities... augmentation is very well worth investing in.
              – Arkenstein
              44 mins ago






            • 1




              @Arkenstein But I don't think it "goes without saying" that those people would be the most likely to get such prosthetics. If such were available, I would have assumed it would go without saying that sports jocks would be the majority of customers. And there are so many other jobs that could benefit as well. If that sentence had been "It goes without saying that if all else fails you will still retain..." then it would have made sense.
              – Aaron
              33 mins ago












            • 2




              Wait, what? Where did that last sentence come from?
              – Aaron
              46 mins ago






            • 1




              @Aaron If your profession relies on your... abilities... augmentation is very well worth investing in.
              – Arkenstein
              44 mins ago






            • 1




              @Arkenstein But I don't think it "goes without saying" that those people would be the most likely to get such prosthetics. If such were available, I would have assumed it would go without saying that sports jocks would be the majority of customers. And there are so many other jobs that could benefit as well. If that sentence had been "It goes without saying that if all else fails you will still retain..." then it would have made sense.
              – Aaron
              33 mins ago







            2




            2




            Wait, what? Where did that last sentence come from?
            – Aaron
            46 mins ago




            Wait, what? Where did that last sentence come from?
            – Aaron
            46 mins ago




            1




            1




            @Aaron If your profession relies on your... abilities... augmentation is very well worth investing in.
            – Arkenstein
            44 mins ago




            @Aaron If your profession relies on your... abilities... augmentation is very well worth investing in.
            – Arkenstein
            44 mins ago




            1




            1




            @Arkenstein But I don't think it "goes without saying" that those people would be the most likely to get such prosthetics. If such were available, I would have assumed it would go without saying that sports jocks would be the majority of customers. And there are so many other jobs that could benefit as well. If that sentence had been "It goes without saying that if all else fails you will still retain..." then it would have made sense.
            – Aaron
            33 mins ago




            @Arkenstein But I don't think it "goes without saying" that those people would be the most likely to get such prosthetics. If such were available, I would have assumed it would go without saying that sports jocks would be the majority of customers. And there are so many other jobs that could benefit as well. If that sentence had been "It goes without saying that if all else fails you will still retain..." then it would have made sense.
            – Aaron
            33 mins ago










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            Those people who've lost a limb know how much an injury or infection hurts. Your prothesis cannot hurt, but works just like a natural limb.



            This can be of advantage in physically straining and dangerous jobs like mining, lumbering, fishing or for mercenaries.



            If Joe lost his leg due to his axe slipping once, how high are the chances the axe will slip a second time? If Joe cannot pull a full fishing net into the boat anymore because his hands are afflicted by arthritis and rheumatism, how much will he want a magical prothesis that doesn't hurt anymore?






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              Those people who've lost a limb know how much an injury or infection hurts. Your prothesis cannot hurt, but works just like a natural limb.



              This can be of advantage in physically straining and dangerous jobs like mining, lumbering, fishing or for mercenaries.



              If Joe lost his leg due to his axe slipping once, how high are the chances the axe will slip a second time? If Joe cannot pull a full fishing net into the boat anymore because his hands are afflicted by arthritis and rheumatism, how much will he want a magical prothesis that doesn't hurt anymore?






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                Those people who've lost a limb know how much an injury or infection hurts. Your prothesis cannot hurt, but works just like a natural limb.



                This can be of advantage in physically straining and dangerous jobs like mining, lumbering, fishing or for mercenaries.



                If Joe lost his leg due to his axe slipping once, how high are the chances the axe will slip a second time? If Joe cannot pull a full fishing net into the boat anymore because his hands are afflicted by arthritis and rheumatism, how much will he want a magical prothesis that doesn't hurt anymore?






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                Those people who've lost a limb know how much an injury or infection hurts. Your prothesis cannot hurt, but works just like a natural limb.



                This can be of advantage in physically straining and dangerous jobs like mining, lumbering, fishing or for mercenaries.



                If Joe lost his leg due to his axe slipping once, how high are the chances the axe will slip a second time? If Joe cannot pull a full fishing net into the boat anymore because his hands are afflicted by arthritis and rheumatism, how much will he want a magical prothesis that doesn't hurt anymore?







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