Good Little Monsters

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Though I am small, hairy, and green

(And once was quite scary, obscene!),

Your wars can't defeat me.

You now want to eat me!

But don't let your friends intervene.











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Though I am small, hairy, and green

(And once was quite scary, obscene!),

Your wars can't defeat me.

You now want to eat me!

But don't let your friends intervene.











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Though I am small, hairy, and green

(And once was quite scary, obscene!),

Your wars can't defeat me.

You now want to eat me!

But don't let your friends intervene.











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Though I am small, hairy, and green

(And once was quite scary, obscene!),

Your wars can't defeat me.

You now want to eat me!

But don't let your friends intervene.








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  • Title is a scene from a movie.
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  • Title is a scene from a movie.
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Are you




KIWI?




Though I am small, hairy, and green




Kiwi fruits are small, hairy, and green.




(And once was quite scary, obscene!),




Kiwi birds are small but evolved from larger scarier birds in the ostrich family




Your wars can't defeat me.




Kiwis are related to emus, so I’m making the obligatory Great Emu War reference (which the birds won).




You now want to eat me!




You eat kiwi fruit (and sometimes game birds such as ostrich)




But don't let your friends intervene.




The kiwi fruit is mine, all mine!







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    I never knew those were hairy! Or scary. +1, though! The last line will make more sense in relation to the intended answer.
    – Chowzen
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Are you a




Gooseberry?




Though I am small, hairy, and green




Just like the picture: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gooseberry




(And once was quite scary, obscene!),



?



Your wars can't defeat me.




Gooseberry is the name given to ships scuttled in d-day operations




You now want to eat me!




Sweet fruit - can be made into pies and jam




But don't let your friends intervene.



?






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  • This would be funny if this was it, because the Chinese your answer is also known as my answer! +1
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    51 mins ago

















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Are you




Gomphocarpus Physocarpus (Balloon Plant)




Though I am small, hairy, and green




The fruits of this plant are this




(And once was quite scary, obscene!),




Other names for this plant are The family jewels, Hairy Balls, etc.




Your wars can't defeat me.




It is an invasive species and are notoriously hard to completely get rid of.




You now want to eat me!




It is usually cultivated for Monarch Butterflies to eat as it is a type of milkweed.




But don't let your friends intervene.




Wasps pollinate them and can be a nuisance.







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    Are you




    KIWI?




    Though I am small, hairy, and green




    Kiwi fruits are small, hairy, and green.




    (And once was quite scary, obscene!),




    Kiwi birds are small but evolved from larger scarier birds in the ostrich family




    Your wars can't defeat me.




    Kiwis are related to emus, so I’m making the obligatory Great Emu War reference (which the birds won).




    You now want to eat me!




    You eat kiwi fruit (and sometimes game birds such as ostrich)




    But don't let your friends intervene.




    The kiwi fruit is mine, all mine!







    share|improve this answer
















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      I never knew those were hairy! Or scary. +1, though! The last line will make more sense in relation to the intended answer.
      – Chowzen
      5 hours ago














    up vote
    6
    down vote













    Are you




    KIWI?




    Though I am small, hairy, and green




    Kiwi fruits are small, hairy, and green.




    (And once was quite scary, obscene!),




    Kiwi birds are small but evolved from larger scarier birds in the ostrich family




    Your wars can't defeat me.




    Kiwis are related to emus, so I’m making the obligatory Great Emu War reference (which the birds won).




    You now want to eat me!




    You eat kiwi fruit (and sometimes game birds such as ostrich)




    But don't let your friends intervene.




    The kiwi fruit is mine, all mine!







    share|improve this answer
















    • 1




      I never knew those were hairy! Or scary. +1, though! The last line will make more sense in relation to the intended answer.
      – Chowzen
      5 hours ago












    up vote
    6
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    up vote
    6
    down vote









    Are you




    KIWI?




    Though I am small, hairy, and green




    Kiwi fruits are small, hairy, and green.




    (And once was quite scary, obscene!),




    Kiwi birds are small but evolved from larger scarier birds in the ostrich family




    Your wars can't defeat me.




    Kiwis are related to emus, so I’m making the obligatory Great Emu War reference (which the birds won).




    You now want to eat me!




    You eat kiwi fruit (and sometimes game birds such as ostrich)




    But don't let your friends intervene.




    The kiwi fruit is mine, all mine!







    share|improve this answer












    Are you




    KIWI?




    Though I am small, hairy, and green




    Kiwi fruits are small, hairy, and green.




    (And once was quite scary, obscene!),




    Kiwi birds are small but evolved from larger scarier birds in the ostrich family




    Your wars can't defeat me.




    Kiwis are related to emus, so I’m making the obligatory Great Emu War reference (which the birds won).




    You now want to eat me!




    You eat kiwi fruit (and sometimes game birds such as ostrich)




    But don't let your friends intervene.




    The kiwi fruit is mine, all mine!








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    El-Guest

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      I never knew those were hairy! Or scary. +1, though! The last line will make more sense in relation to the intended answer.
      – Chowzen
      5 hours ago












    • 1




      I never knew those were hairy! Or scary. +1, though! The last line will make more sense in relation to the intended answer.
      – Chowzen
      5 hours ago







    1




    1




    I never knew those were hairy! Or scary. +1, though! The last line will make more sense in relation to the intended answer.
    – Chowzen
    5 hours ago




    I never knew those were hairy! Or scary. +1, though! The last line will make more sense in relation to the intended answer.
    – Chowzen
    5 hours ago










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    Are you a




    Gooseberry?




    Though I am small, hairy, and green




    Just like the picture: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gooseberry




    (And once was quite scary, obscene!),



    ?



    Your wars can't defeat me.




    Gooseberry is the name given to ships scuttled in d-day operations




    You now want to eat me!




    Sweet fruit - can be made into pies and jam




    But don't let your friends intervene.



    ?






    share|improve this answer




















    • This would be funny if this was it, because the Chinese your answer is also known as my answer! +1
      – El-Guest
      51 mins ago














    up vote
    2
    down vote













    Are you a




    Gooseberry?




    Though I am small, hairy, and green




    Just like the picture: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gooseberry




    (And once was quite scary, obscene!),



    ?



    Your wars can't defeat me.




    Gooseberry is the name given to ships scuttled in d-day operations




    You now want to eat me!




    Sweet fruit - can be made into pies and jam




    But don't let your friends intervene.



    ?






    share|improve this answer




















    • This would be funny if this was it, because the Chinese your answer is also known as my answer! +1
      – El-Guest
      51 mins ago












    up vote
    2
    down vote










    up vote
    2
    down vote









    Are you a




    Gooseberry?




    Though I am small, hairy, and green




    Just like the picture: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gooseberry




    (And once was quite scary, obscene!),



    ?



    Your wars can't defeat me.




    Gooseberry is the name given to ships scuttled in d-day operations




    You now want to eat me!




    Sweet fruit - can be made into pies and jam




    But don't let your friends intervene.



    ?






    share|improve this answer












    Are you a




    Gooseberry?




    Though I am small, hairy, and green




    Just like the picture: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gooseberry




    (And once was quite scary, obscene!),



    ?



    Your wars can't defeat me.




    Gooseberry is the name given to ships scuttled in d-day operations




    You now want to eat me!




    Sweet fruit - can be made into pies and jam




    But don't let your friends intervene.



    ?







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    • This would be funny if this was it, because the Chinese your answer is also known as my answer! +1
      – El-Guest
      51 mins ago
















    • This would be funny if this was it, because the Chinese your answer is also known as my answer! +1
      – El-Guest
      51 mins ago















    This would be funny if this was it, because the Chinese your answer is also known as my answer! +1
    – El-Guest
    51 mins ago




    This would be funny if this was it, because the Chinese your answer is also known as my answer! +1
    – El-Guest
    51 mins ago










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    2
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    Are you




    Gomphocarpus Physocarpus (Balloon Plant)




    Though I am small, hairy, and green




    The fruits of this plant are this




    (And once was quite scary, obscene!),




    Other names for this plant are The family jewels, Hairy Balls, etc.




    Your wars can't defeat me.




    It is an invasive species and are notoriously hard to completely get rid of.




    You now want to eat me!




    It is usually cultivated for Monarch Butterflies to eat as it is a type of milkweed.




    But don't let your friends intervene.




    Wasps pollinate them and can be a nuisance.







    share|improve this answer
























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      Are you




      Gomphocarpus Physocarpus (Balloon Plant)




      Though I am small, hairy, and green




      The fruits of this plant are this




      (And once was quite scary, obscene!),




      Other names for this plant are The family jewels, Hairy Balls, etc.




      Your wars can't defeat me.




      It is an invasive species and are notoriously hard to completely get rid of.




      You now want to eat me!




      It is usually cultivated for Monarch Butterflies to eat as it is a type of milkweed.




      But don't let your friends intervene.




      Wasps pollinate them and can be a nuisance.







      share|improve this answer






















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        Are you




        Gomphocarpus Physocarpus (Balloon Plant)




        Though I am small, hairy, and green




        The fruits of this plant are this




        (And once was quite scary, obscene!),




        Other names for this plant are The family jewels, Hairy Balls, etc.




        Your wars can't defeat me.




        It is an invasive species and are notoriously hard to completely get rid of.




        You now want to eat me!




        It is usually cultivated for Monarch Butterflies to eat as it is a type of milkweed.




        But don't let your friends intervene.




        Wasps pollinate them and can be a nuisance.







        share|improve this answer












        Are you




        Gomphocarpus Physocarpus (Balloon Plant)




        Though I am small, hairy, and green




        The fruits of this plant are this




        (And once was quite scary, obscene!),




        Other names for this plant are The family jewels, Hairy Balls, etc.




        Your wars can't defeat me.




        It is an invasive species and are notoriously hard to completely get rid of.




        You now want to eat me!




        It is usually cultivated for Monarch Butterflies to eat as it is a type of milkweed.




        But don't let your friends intervene.




        Wasps pollinate them and can be a nuisance.








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