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How can I ensure my Evil Tower is always stormy?
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It's been a good year for me as an Evil Overlord. Lots of princess kidnapping turned into sizable ransoms, several of my Doomsday Devices were sold for high prices at auction, and my Minions have been working harder than ever. In fact, I'd like to think I'm moving up the Evil Overlord ladder.
To capitalize on my profits and cement my position in the world, I've decided to construct an Evil Tower somewhere in the world. It's going to be ~500 meters tall, and I've got the blueprints more or less figured out, but it doesn't quite scream "evil". Yet.
To guarantee that everyone knows exactly who they're messing with, I'd like to have a persistent storm cloud hovering above my tower.
Goals:
At least half a kilometer high and a kilometer in diameter, ideally floating a few hundred meters above the top of my tower
Must be stable and persistent under most weather conditions. This will depend on the suggested location, but the cloud should be present at least 90% of the time
The cloud does not need to be composed of the normal H2O molecules, but answers using more common and less environmentally disruptive substances will be preferred
Ideally, the cloud will not produce large quantities of rain but some precipitation (less than 1 meter per year) is acceptable
The cloud is dark grey or black (none of those cute sheep-looking cumulonimbus clouds)
The cloud occasionally discharges lightning bolts to carefully positioned lightning rods in the top of my tower
How can I engineer my Evil Tower or the surrounding environment to fulfill the above requirements?
science-based technology engineering lightning clouds
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It's been a good year for me as an Evil Overlord. Lots of princess kidnapping turned into sizable ransoms, several of my Doomsday Devices were sold for high prices at auction, and my Minions have been working harder than ever. In fact, I'd like to think I'm moving up the Evil Overlord ladder.
To capitalize on my profits and cement my position in the world, I've decided to construct an Evil Tower somewhere in the world. It's going to be ~500 meters tall, and I've got the blueprints more or less figured out, but it doesn't quite scream "evil". Yet.
To guarantee that everyone knows exactly who they're messing with, I'd like to have a persistent storm cloud hovering above my tower.
Goals:
At least half a kilometer high and a kilometer in diameter, ideally floating a few hundred meters above the top of my tower
Must be stable and persistent under most weather conditions. This will depend on the suggested location, but the cloud should be present at least 90% of the time
The cloud does not need to be composed of the normal H2O molecules, but answers using more common and less environmentally disruptive substances will be preferred
Ideally, the cloud will not produce large quantities of rain but some precipitation (less than 1 meter per year) is acceptable
The cloud is dark grey or black (none of those cute sheep-looking cumulonimbus clouds)
The cloud occasionally discharges lightning bolts to carefully positioned lightning rods in the top of my tower
How can I engineer my Evil Tower or the surrounding environment to fulfill the above requirements?
science-based technology engineering lightning clouds
asked 1 hour ago
Dubukay
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what about rain? Do you want it falling out of the cloud or not? B/c that can be hard to avoid, and can be pretty disruptive in the long term ...
– Bald Bear
57 mins ago
1
'Less environmentally disruptive?" What kind of Evil Overlord talk is that?
– DJClayworth
45 mins ago
1
put it in Venezuela's Lake Maracaibo, it is the stormiest place on earth, thunderstorms 140 to 160 nights a year, 10 hours a night, and as many as 280 lighting strikes an hour.
– John
42 mins ago
@BaldBear Good point! I've edited my question to add some clarification
– Dubukay
17 mins ago
A Tesla coil on the roof with some lightning rods in the ground around your tower would give a nice effect too.
– BrettFromLA
14 mins ago
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It's been a good year for me as an Evil Overlord. Lots of princess kidnapping turned into sizable ransoms, several of my Doomsday Devices were sold for high prices at auction, and my Minions have been working harder than ever. In fact, I'd like to think I'm moving up the Evil Overlord ladder.
To capitalize on my profits and cement my position in the world, I've decided to construct an Evil Tower somewhere in the world. It's going to be ~500 meters tall, and I've got the blueprints more or less figured out, but it doesn't quite scream "evil". Yet.
To guarantee that everyone knows exactly who they're messing with, I'd like to have a persistent storm cloud hovering above my tower.
Goals:
At least half a kilometer high and a kilometer in diameter, ideally floating a few hundred meters above the top of my tower
Must be stable and persistent under most weather conditions. This will depend on the suggested location, but the cloud should be present at least 90% of the time
The cloud does not need to be composed of the normal H2O molecules, but answers using more common and less environmentally disruptive substances will be preferred
Ideally, the cloud will not produce large quantities of rain but some precipitation (less than 1 meter per year) is acceptable
The cloud is dark grey or black (none of those cute sheep-looking cumulonimbus clouds)
The cloud occasionally discharges lightning bolts to carefully positioned lightning rods in the top of my tower
How can I engineer my Evil Tower or the surrounding environment to fulfill the above requirements?
science-based technology engineering lightning clouds
asked 1 hour ago
Dubukay
7,29021350
It's been a good year for me as an Evil Overlord. Lots of princess kidnapping turned into sizable ransoms, several of my Doomsday Devices were sold for high prices at auction, and my Minions have been working harder than ever. In fact, I'd like to think I'm moving up the Evil Overlord ladder.
To capitalize on my profits and cement my position in the world, I've decided to construct an Evil Tower somewhere in the world. It's going to be ~500 meters tall, and I've got the blueprints more or less figured out, but it doesn't quite scream "evil". Yet.
To guarantee that everyone knows exactly who they're messing with, I'd like to have a persistent storm cloud hovering above my tower.
Goals:
At least half a kilometer high and a kilometer in diameter, ideally floating a few hundred meters above the top of my tower
Must be stable and persistent under most weather conditions. This will depend on the suggested location, but the cloud should be present at least 90% of the time
The cloud does not need to be composed of the normal H2O molecules, but answers using more common and less environmentally disruptive substances will be preferred
Ideally, the cloud will not produce large quantities of rain but some precipitation (less than 1 meter per year) is acceptable
The cloud is dark grey or black (none of those cute sheep-looking cumulonimbus clouds)
The cloud occasionally discharges lightning bolts to carefully positioned lightning rods in the top of my tower
How can I engineer my Evil Tower or the surrounding environment to fulfill the above requirements?
science-based technology engineering lightning clouds
science-based technology engineering lightning clouds
asked 1 hour ago
Dubukay
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Dubukay
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Dubukay
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what about rain? Do you want it falling out of the cloud or not? B/c that can be hard to avoid, and can be pretty disruptive in the long term ...
– Bald Bear
57 mins ago
1
'Less environmentally disruptive?" What kind of Evil Overlord talk is that?
– DJClayworth
45 mins ago
1
put it in Venezuela's Lake Maracaibo, it is the stormiest place on earth, thunderstorms 140 to 160 nights a year, 10 hours a night, and as many as 280 lighting strikes an hour.
– John
42 mins ago
@BaldBear Good point! I've edited my question to add some clarification
– Dubukay
17 mins ago
A Tesla coil on the roof with some lightning rods in the ground around your tower would give a nice effect too.
– BrettFromLA
14 mins ago
 |Â
show 1 more comment
1
what about rain? Do you want it falling out of the cloud or not? B/c that can be hard to avoid, and can be pretty disruptive in the long term ...
– Bald Bear
57 mins ago
1
'Less environmentally disruptive?" What kind of Evil Overlord talk is that?
– DJClayworth
45 mins ago
1
put it in Venezuela's Lake Maracaibo, it is the stormiest place on earth, thunderstorms 140 to 160 nights a year, 10 hours a night, and as many as 280 lighting strikes an hour.
– John
42 mins ago
@BaldBear Good point! I've edited my question to add some clarification
– Dubukay
17 mins ago
A Tesla coil on the roof with some lightning rods in the ground around your tower would give a nice effect too.
– BrettFromLA
14 mins ago
1
1
what about rain? Do you want it falling out of the cloud or not? B/c that can be hard to avoid, and can be pretty disruptive in the long term ...
– Bald Bear
57 mins ago
what about rain? Do you want it falling out of the cloud or not? B/c that can be hard to avoid, and can be pretty disruptive in the long term ...
– Bald Bear
57 mins ago
1
1
'Less environmentally disruptive?" What kind of Evil Overlord talk is that?
– DJClayworth
45 mins ago
'Less environmentally disruptive?" What kind of Evil Overlord talk is that?
– DJClayworth
45 mins ago
1
1
put it in Venezuela's Lake Maracaibo, it is the stormiest place on earth, thunderstorms 140 to 160 nights a year, 10 hours a night, and as many as 280 lighting strikes an hour.
– John
42 mins ago
put it in Venezuela's Lake Maracaibo, it is the stormiest place on earth, thunderstorms 140 to 160 nights a year, 10 hours a night, and as many as 280 lighting strikes an hour.
– John
42 mins ago
@BaldBear Good point! I've edited my question to add some clarification
– Dubukay
17 mins ago
@BaldBear Good point! I've edited my question to add some clarification
– Dubukay
17 mins ago
A Tesla coil on the roof with some lightning rods in the ground around your tower would give a nice effect too.
– BrettFromLA
14 mins ago
A Tesla coil on the roof with some lightning rods in the ground around your tower would give a nice effect too.
– BrettFromLA
14 mins ago
 |Â
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For non-perpetual, try catatumbo like areas:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catatumbo_lightning
Has more than half the year lightning storms originating from 1km high clouds.
Otherwise I would build that tower around/very near a volcano that belches a lot of smoke. If necessary, get your minions to haul up incredible amounts of materials that create a lot of smoke when burned to help the volcano get enough smoke in the air for your purposes.
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It needs to be hot, at least the top of it does. If you create a constant low pressure zone over your tower, by heating the air around the top of it so that said air rises, this will create a condensation zone over the tower and, due to the convective system set up thereby, a perpetual thunder cloud with all the storming you could need. Lightening will naturally seek the shortest route to ground so your lightening rods need only exist and be more conductive than the rest of the tower to get all the strikes you want.
answered 34 mins ago
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Put it on the windward side of a mountain range's rain shadow. (You can imagine it being reasonable that there would be much thunder and lightning when there are so many clouds and constant rain.)
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The tower is normally invisible and can only be seen during storms.
This is bending the requirements of the question a bit, but may serve for the purposes of your storytelling. Let's say that, being a villain, you are hiding your terrifying lair in plain sight. An invisible skyscraper in the Seattle area, maybe. Something about darkness and high winds and lightning makes it become visible -- hence, it is only ever seen in a storm. This is a self-defense solution, as heroes can only approach under the absolute worst conditions.
Solution #2
Alternatively, your tower may be built on Jupiter.
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4 Answers
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For non-perpetual, try catatumbo like areas:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catatumbo_lightning
Has more than half the year lightning storms originating from 1km high clouds.
Otherwise I would build that tower around/very near a volcano that belches a lot of smoke. If necessary, get your minions to haul up incredible amounts of materials that create a lot of smoke when burned to help the volcano get enough smoke in the air for your purposes.
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adaliabooks
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answered 29 mins ago
Demigan
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For non-perpetual, try catatumbo like areas:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catatumbo_lightning
Has more than half the year lightning storms originating from 1km high clouds.
Otherwise I would build that tower around/very near a volcano that belches a lot of smoke. If necessary, get your minions to haul up incredible amounts of materials that create a lot of smoke when burned to help the volcano get enough smoke in the air for your purposes.
edited 8 mins ago
adaliabooks
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answered 29 mins ago
Demigan
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For non-perpetual, try catatumbo like areas:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catatumbo_lightning
Has more than half the year lightning storms originating from 1km high clouds.
Otherwise I would build that tower around/very near a volcano that belches a lot of smoke. If necessary, get your minions to haul up incredible amounts of materials that create a lot of smoke when burned to help the volcano get enough smoke in the air for your purposes.
edited 8 mins ago
adaliabooks
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answered 29 mins ago
Demigan
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For non-perpetual, try catatumbo like areas:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catatumbo_lightning
Has more than half the year lightning storms originating from 1km high clouds.
Otherwise I would build that tower around/very near a volcano that belches a lot of smoke. If necessary, get your minions to haul up incredible amounts of materials that create a lot of smoke when burned to help the volcano get enough smoke in the air for your purposes.
edited 8 mins ago
adaliabooks
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answered 29 mins ago
Demigan
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edited 8 mins ago
adaliabooks
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edited 8 mins ago
adaliabooks
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edited 8 mins ago
adaliabooks
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answered 29 mins ago
Demigan
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answered 29 mins ago
Demigan
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answered 29 mins ago
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It needs to be hot, at least the top of it does. If you create a constant low pressure zone over your tower, by heating the air around the top of it so that said air rises, this will create a condensation zone over the tower and, due to the convective system set up thereby, a perpetual thunder cloud with all the storming you could need. Lightening will naturally seek the shortest route to ground so your lightening rods need only exist and be more conductive than the rest of the tower to get all the strikes you want.
answered 34 mins ago
Ash
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up vote
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It needs to be hot, at least the top of it does. If you create a constant low pressure zone over your tower, by heating the air around the top of it so that said air rises, this will create a condensation zone over the tower and, due to the convective system set up thereby, a perpetual thunder cloud with all the storming you could need. Lightening will naturally seek the shortest route to ground so your lightening rods need only exist and be more conductive than the rest of the tower to get all the strikes you want.
answered 34 mins ago
Ash
21.3k253130
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up vote
1
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up vote
1
down vote
It needs to be hot, at least the top of it does. If you create a constant low pressure zone over your tower, by heating the air around the top of it so that said air rises, this will create a condensation zone over the tower and, due to the convective system set up thereby, a perpetual thunder cloud with all the storming you could need. Lightening will naturally seek the shortest route to ground so your lightening rods need only exist and be more conductive than the rest of the tower to get all the strikes you want.
answered 34 mins ago
Ash
21.3k253130
It needs to be hot, at least the top of it does. If you create a constant low pressure zone over your tower, by heating the air around the top of it so that said air rises, this will create a condensation zone over the tower and, due to the convective system set up thereby, a perpetual thunder cloud with all the storming you could need. Lightening will naturally seek the shortest route to ground so your lightening rods need only exist and be more conductive than the rest of the tower to get all the strikes you want.
answered 34 mins ago
Ash
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answered 34 mins ago
Ash
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answered 34 mins ago
Ash
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answered 34 mins ago
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Put it on the windward side of a mountain range's rain shadow. (You can imagine it being reasonable that there would be much thunder and lightning when there are so many clouds and constant rain.)
answered 20 mins ago
RonJohn
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up vote
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Put it on the windward side of a mountain range's rain shadow. (You can imagine it being reasonable that there would be much thunder and lightning when there are so many clouds and constant rain.)
answered 20 mins ago
RonJohn
12.2k12659
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up vote
0
down vote
up vote
0
down vote
Put it on the windward side of a mountain range's rain shadow. (You can imagine it being reasonable that there would be much thunder and lightning when there are so many clouds and constant rain.)
answered 20 mins ago
RonJohn
12.2k12659
Put it on the windward side of a mountain range's rain shadow. (You can imagine it being reasonable that there would be much thunder and lightning when there are so many clouds and constant rain.)
answered 20 mins ago
RonJohn
12.2k12659
answered 20 mins ago
RonJohn
12.2k12659
answered 20 mins ago
RonJohn
12.2k12659
answered 20 mins ago
RonJohn
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12.2k12659
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The tower is normally invisible and can only be seen during storms.
This is bending the requirements of the question a bit, but may serve for the purposes of your storytelling. Let's say that, being a villain, you are hiding your terrifying lair in plain sight. An invisible skyscraper in the Seattle area, maybe. Something about darkness and high winds and lightning makes it become visible -- hence, it is only ever seen in a storm. This is a self-defense solution, as heroes can only approach under the absolute worst conditions.
Solution #2
Alternatively, your tower may be built on Jupiter.
answered 6 mins ago
Joe
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up vote
0
down vote
The tower is normally invisible and can only be seen during storms.
This is bending the requirements of the question a bit, but may serve for the purposes of your storytelling. Let's say that, being a villain, you are hiding your terrifying lair in plain sight. An invisible skyscraper in the Seattle area, maybe. Something about darkness and high winds and lightning makes it become visible -- hence, it is only ever seen in a storm. This is a self-defense solution, as heroes can only approach under the absolute worst conditions.
Solution #2
Alternatively, your tower may be built on Jupiter.
answered 6 mins ago
Joe
2,7291720
add a comment |Â
up vote
0
down vote
up vote
0
down vote
The tower is normally invisible and can only be seen during storms.
This is bending the requirements of the question a bit, but may serve for the purposes of your storytelling. Let's say that, being a villain, you are hiding your terrifying lair in plain sight. An invisible skyscraper in the Seattle area, maybe. Something about darkness and high winds and lightning makes it become visible -- hence, it is only ever seen in a storm. This is a self-defense solution, as heroes can only approach under the absolute worst conditions.
Solution #2
Alternatively, your tower may be built on Jupiter.
answered 6 mins ago
Joe
2,7291720
The tower is normally invisible and can only be seen during storms.
This is bending the requirements of the question a bit, but may serve for the purposes of your storytelling. Let's say that, being a villain, you are hiding your terrifying lair in plain sight. An invisible skyscraper in the Seattle area, maybe. Something about darkness and high winds and lightning makes it become visible -- hence, it is only ever seen in a storm. This is a self-defense solution, as heroes can only approach under the absolute worst conditions.
Solution #2
Alternatively, your tower may be built on Jupiter.
answered 6 mins ago
Joe
2,7291720
answered 6 mins ago
Joe
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answered 6 mins ago
Joe
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answered 6 mins ago
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what about rain? Do you want it falling out of the cloud or not? B/c that can be hard to avoid, and can be pretty disruptive in the long term ...
– Bald Bear
57 mins ago
1
'Less environmentally disruptive?" What kind of Evil Overlord talk is that?
– DJClayworth
45 mins ago
1
put it in Venezuela's Lake Maracaibo, it is the stormiest place on earth, thunderstorms 140 to 160 nights a year, 10 hours a night, and as many as 280 lighting strikes an hour.
– John
42 mins ago
@BaldBear Good point! I've edited my question to add some clarification
– Dubukay
17 mins ago
A Tesla coil on the roof with some lightning rods in the ground around your tower would give a nice effect too.
– BrettFromLA
14 mins ago