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I asked my mother the other day, "What do you want for dinner? I'll get you anything your little heart desires."

My mother, true to form, radiated the stereotypical motherly vibe: "Don't worry about me. Just make whatever you want, dear."

So I said, "You want a nice cold-cut sandwich?" to which she replied, "I dunno, maybe something warm."

So I racked my brain. "How about some mac and cheese? You love my mac and cheese!"

She said "Maybe something meatier."

I said, "A steak? How about a nice, juicy steak?"

"Too much work, with the knife and the fork and the cutting and the chewing."

Hmm. "Spaghetti and meatballs? Meatballs are meaty!"

"Too round. Maybe something flatter?"




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I asked my mother the other day, "What do you want for dinner? I'll get you anything your little heart desires."

My mother, true to form, radiated the stereotypical motherly vibe: "Don't worry about me. Just make whatever you want, dear."

So I said, "You want a nice cold-cut sandwich?" to which she replied, "I dunno, maybe something warm."

So I racked my brain. "How about some mac and cheese? You love my mac and cheese!"

She said "Maybe something meatier."

I said, "A steak? How about a nice, juicy steak?"

"Too much work, with the knife and the fork and the cutting and the chewing."

Hmm. "Spaghetti and meatballs? Meatballs are meaty!"

"Too round. Maybe something flatter?"




What did my mother want to eat?











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  • I may be just the only weird person, but what kind of person says: “I'll get you anything your little heart desires.” to their mother?
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I asked my mother the other day, "What do you want for dinner? I'll get you anything your little heart desires."

My mother, true to form, radiated the stereotypical motherly vibe: "Don't worry about me. Just make whatever you want, dear."

So I said, "You want a nice cold-cut sandwich?" to which she replied, "I dunno, maybe something warm."

So I racked my brain. "How about some mac and cheese? You love my mac and cheese!"

She said "Maybe something meatier."

I said, "A steak? How about a nice, juicy steak?"

"Too much work, with the knife and the fork and the cutting and the chewing."

Hmm. "Spaghetti and meatballs? Meatballs are meaty!"

"Too round. Maybe something flatter?"




What did my mother want to eat?











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I asked my mother the other day, "What do you want for dinner? I'll get you anything your little heart desires."

My mother, true to form, radiated the stereotypical motherly vibe: "Don't worry about me. Just make whatever you want, dear."

So I said, "You want a nice cold-cut sandwich?" to which she replied, "I dunno, maybe something warm."

So I racked my brain. "How about some mac and cheese? You love my mac and cheese!"

She said "Maybe something meatier."

I said, "A steak? How about a nice, juicy steak?"

"Too much work, with the knife and the fork and the cutting and the chewing."

Hmm. "Spaghetti and meatballs? Meatballs are meaty!"

"Too round. Maybe something flatter?"




What did my mother want to eat?








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  • I may be just the only weird person, but what kind of person says: “I'll get you anything your little heart desires.” to their mother?
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  • I may be just the only weird person, but what kind of person says: “I'll get you anything your little heart desires.” to their mother?
    – Rohit Jose
    1 hour ago















I may be just the only weird person, but what kind of person says: “I'll get you anything your little heart desires.” to their mother?
– Rohit Jose
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I may be just the only weird person, but what kind of person says: “I'll get you anything your little heart desires.” to their mother?
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Meat loaf




Because




It is very meaty, it is warm, it is usually not chewy(depends if your a good cook or not), and a piece can be flat-ish.







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    Perhaps




    she wanted a hamburger. No cutting, meat, flat, warm. But be sure to make the meat patties square.







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      Not sure if I'm going at this the right way, but




      Meat loaf




      Because




      It is very meaty, it is warm, it is usually not chewy(depends if your a good cook or not), and a piece can be flat-ish.







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        Not sure if I'm going at this the right way, but




        Meat loaf




        Because




        It is very meaty, it is warm, it is usually not chewy(depends if your a good cook or not), and a piece can be flat-ish.







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          up vote
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          Not sure if I'm going at this the right way, but




          Meat loaf




          Because




          It is very meaty, it is warm, it is usually not chewy(depends if your a good cook or not), and a piece can be flat-ish.







          share|improve this answer












          Not sure if I'm going at this the right way, but




          Meat loaf




          Because




          It is very meaty, it is warm, it is usually not chewy(depends if your a good cook or not), and a piece can be flat-ish.








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              Perhaps




              she wanted a hamburger. No cutting, meat, flat, warm. But be sure to make the meat patties square.







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                Perhaps




                she wanted a hamburger. No cutting, meat, flat, warm. But be sure to make the meat patties square.







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                  she wanted a hamburger. No cutting, meat, flat, warm. But be sure to make the meat patties square.







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                  Perhaps




                  she wanted a hamburger. No cutting, meat, flat, warm. But be sure to make the meat patties square.








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