70s/80s short story about a mysterious arcade game
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Does anyone know the name of this short story for children which I read in the 70s / early 80s?
It is set in a seaside arcade where an old lady, who minds it, has fallen asleep and a spider is making a web on her. The whole place looks a bit rubbish. These two boys go in and find a game that looks kind of clean, and weird enough that they have a go on it.
The story has a name that is also the name of the game... It's something the somethings... I can't remember it. The boys themselves say "whoseing the whatsits?" when they read its name.
As they play, the graphics get more and more realistic until an angry alien climbs out of his now punctured enemy ship complaining at them, something is triggered and the entire arcade parlour gets destroyed and the kids barely make it out.
At the end the boys realise the game is some kind of test to make people around the galaxy participate unknowingly in some space battle.
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Does anyone know the name of this short story for children which I read in the 70s / early 80s?
It is set in a seaside arcade where an old lady, who minds it, has fallen asleep and a spider is making a web on her. The whole place looks a bit rubbish. These two boys go in and find a game that looks kind of clean, and weird enough that they have a go on it.
The story has a name that is also the name of the game... It's something the somethings... I can't remember it. The boys themselves say "whoseing the whatsits?" when they read its name.
As they play, the graphics get more and more realistic until an angry alien climbs out of his now punctured enemy ship complaining at them, something is triggered and the entire arcade parlour gets destroyed and the kids barely make it out.
At the end the boys realise the game is some kind of test to make people around the galaxy participate unknowingly in some space battle.
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Does anyone know the name of this short story for children which I read in the 70s / early 80s?
It is set in a seaside arcade where an old lady, who minds it, has fallen asleep and a spider is making a web on her. The whole place looks a bit rubbish. These two boys go in and find a game that looks kind of clean, and weird enough that they have a go on it.
The story has a name that is also the name of the game... It's something the somethings... I can't remember it. The boys themselves say "whoseing the whatsits?" when they read its name.
As they play, the graphics get more and more realistic until an angry alien climbs out of his now punctured enemy ship complaining at them, something is triggered and the entire arcade parlour gets destroyed and the kids barely make it out.
At the end the boys realise the game is some kind of test to make people around the galaxy participate unknowingly in some space battle.
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Does anyone know the name of this short story for children which I read in the 70s / early 80s?
It is set in a seaside arcade where an old lady, who minds it, has fallen asleep and a spider is making a web on her. The whole place looks a bit rubbish. These two boys go in and find a game that looks kind of clean, and weird enough that they have a go on it.
The story has a name that is also the name of the game... It's something the somethings... I can't remember it. The boys themselves say "whoseing the whatsits?" when they read its name.
As they play, the graphics get more and more realistic until an angry alien climbs out of his now punctured enemy ship complaining at them, something is triggered and the entire arcade parlour gets destroyed and the kids barely make it out.
At the end the boys realise the game is some kind of test to make people around the galaxy participate unknowingly in some space battle.
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"Vurfing the Gwrx", a short story by Michael Scott Rohan; published in the 1982 Puffin Books anthology Peter Davison's Book of Alien Monsters, purportedly edited by actor Peter Davison (the fifth Doctor), but actually ghost-edited by Richard Evans according to the Encyclopedia of Science Fiction.
From a Goodreads review:
Vurfing the Gwrx: It looked like an ordinary space invaders machine — but it was anything but a game...
An excerpt from the story, thanks to The Space Museum:
It had a name at last. Between the screen and the top of the case large odd-looking letters in dark winegum purple spelt out: VURFING THE GWRX
Brian giggled. "Whosing the What? How'd you say that, goo-erks or what?"
"Oh, go ask a Dalek -"
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The Dalek reference is amusing, as Peter Davison played the fifth Doctor on Doctor Who.
– Joe
11 hours ago
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@Joe Yes, I know. Well, I remembered that he was the Doctor after Tom Baker (and the last one I watched), but I wasn't sure of the number. I added a line about Peter Davison and the real editor Richard Evans to my answer.
– user14111
10 hours ago
There is a movie with almost exactly the same premise. Ah there it is: imdb.com/title/tt0087597/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
– Prof. Falken
6 hours ago
@Prof.Falken It sounds more like Ender's Game to me - I'd say more but I can't find a way to spoiler-tag in comments and there may still be a few people who haven't seen The Last Starfighter or read Ender's Game.
– Spratty
4 hours ago
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@Prof.Falken AAnd just to show coincidence is alive and well, this just popped up on the HNQ list... If destiny means anything it's game, set and match to you.
– Spratty
1 hour ago
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"Vurfing the Gwrx", a short story by Michael Scott Rohan; published in the 1982 Puffin Books anthology Peter Davison's Book of Alien Monsters, purportedly edited by actor Peter Davison (the fifth Doctor), but actually ghost-edited by Richard Evans according to the Encyclopedia of Science Fiction.
From a Goodreads review:
Vurfing the Gwrx: It looked like an ordinary space invaders machine — but it was anything but a game...
An excerpt from the story, thanks to The Space Museum:
It had a name at last. Between the screen and the top of the case large odd-looking letters in dark winegum purple spelt out: VURFING THE GWRX
Brian giggled. "Whosing the What? How'd you say that, goo-erks or what?"
"Oh, go ask a Dalek -"
1
The Dalek reference is amusing, as Peter Davison played the fifth Doctor on Doctor Who.
– Joe
11 hours ago
1
@Joe Yes, I know. Well, I remembered that he was the Doctor after Tom Baker (and the last one I watched), but I wasn't sure of the number. I added a line about Peter Davison and the real editor Richard Evans to my answer.
– user14111
10 hours ago
There is a movie with almost exactly the same premise. Ah there it is: imdb.com/title/tt0087597/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
– Prof. Falken
6 hours ago
@Prof.Falken It sounds more like Ender's Game to me - I'd say more but I can't find a way to spoiler-tag in comments and there may still be a few people who haven't seen The Last Starfighter or read Ender's Game.
– Spratty
4 hours ago
1
@Prof.Falken AAnd just to show coincidence is alive and well, this just popped up on the HNQ list... If destiny means anything it's game, set and match to you.
– Spratty
1 hour ago
 |Â
show 3 more comments
up vote
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"Vurfing the Gwrx", a short story by Michael Scott Rohan; published in the 1982 Puffin Books anthology Peter Davison's Book of Alien Monsters, purportedly edited by actor Peter Davison (the fifth Doctor), but actually ghost-edited by Richard Evans according to the Encyclopedia of Science Fiction.
From a Goodreads review:
Vurfing the Gwrx: It looked like an ordinary space invaders machine — but it was anything but a game...
An excerpt from the story, thanks to The Space Museum:
It had a name at last. Between the screen and the top of the case large odd-looking letters in dark winegum purple spelt out: VURFING THE GWRX
Brian giggled. "Whosing the What? How'd you say that, goo-erks or what?"
"Oh, go ask a Dalek -"
1
The Dalek reference is amusing, as Peter Davison played the fifth Doctor on Doctor Who.
– Joe
11 hours ago
1
@Joe Yes, I know. Well, I remembered that he was the Doctor after Tom Baker (and the last one I watched), but I wasn't sure of the number. I added a line about Peter Davison and the real editor Richard Evans to my answer.
– user14111
10 hours ago
There is a movie with almost exactly the same premise. Ah there it is: imdb.com/title/tt0087597/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
– Prof. Falken
6 hours ago
@Prof.Falken It sounds more like Ender's Game to me - I'd say more but I can't find a way to spoiler-tag in comments and there may still be a few people who haven't seen The Last Starfighter or read Ender's Game.
– Spratty
4 hours ago
1
@Prof.Falken AAnd just to show coincidence is alive and well, this just popped up on the HNQ list... If destiny means anything it's game, set and match to you.
– Spratty
1 hour ago
 |Â
show 3 more comments
up vote
19
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up vote
19
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"Vurfing the Gwrx", a short story by Michael Scott Rohan; published in the 1982 Puffin Books anthology Peter Davison's Book of Alien Monsters, purportedly edited by actor Peter Davison (the fifth Doctor), but actually ghost-edited by Richard Evans according to the Encyclopedia of Science Fiction.
From a Goodreads review:
Vurfing the Gwrx: It looked like an ordinary space invaders machine — but it was anything but a game...
An excerpt from the story, thanks to The Space Museum:
It had a name at last. Between the screen and the top of the case large odd-looking letters in dark winegum purple spelt out: VURFING THE GWRX
Brian giggled. "Whosing the What? How'd you say that, goo-erks or what?"
"Oh, go ask a Dalek -"
"Vurfing the Gwrx", a short story by Michael Scott Rohan; published in the 1982 Puffin Books anthology Peter Davison's Book of Alien Monsters, purportedly edited by actor Peter Davison (the fifth Doctor), but actually ghost-edited by Richard Evans according to the Encyclopedia of Science Fiction.
From a Goodreads review:
Vurfing the Gwrx: It looked like an ordinary space invaders machine — but it was anything but a game...
An excerpt from the story, thanks to The Space Museum:
It had a name at last. Between the screen and the top of the case large odd-looking letters in dark winegum purple spelt out: VURFING THE GWRX
Brian giggled. "Whosing the What? How'd you say that, goo-erks or what?"
"Oh, go ask a Dalek -"
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The Dalek reference is amusing, as Peter Davison played the fifth Doctor on Doctor Who.
– Joe
11 hours ago
1
@Joe Yes, I know. Well, I remembered that he was the Doctor after Tom Baker (and the last one I watched), but I wasn't sure of the number. I added a line about Peter Davison and the real editor Richard Evans to my answer.
– user14111
10 hours ago
There is a movie with almost exactly the same premise. Ah there it is: imdb.com/title/tt0087597/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
– Prof. Falken
6 hours ago
@Prof.Falken It sounds more like Ender's Game to me - I'd say more but I can't find a way to spoiler-tag in comments and there may still be a few people who haven't seen The Last Starfighter or read Ender's Game.
– Spratty
4 hours ago
1
@Prof.Falken AAnd just to show coincidence is alive and well, this just popped up on the HNQ list... If destiny means anything it's game, set and match to you.
– Spratty
1 hour ago
 |Â
show 3 more comments
1
The Dalek reference is amusing, as Peter Davison played the fifth Doctor on Doctor Who.
– Joe
11 hours ago
1
@Joe Yes, I know. Well, I remembered that he was the Doctor after Tom Baker (and the last one I watched), but I wasn't sure of the number. I added a line about Peter Davison and the real editor Richard Evans to my answer.
– user14111
10 hours ago
There is a movie with almost exactly the same premise. Ah there it is: imdb.com/title/tt0087597/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
– Prof. Falken
6 hours ago
@Prof.Falken It sounds more like Ender's Game to me - I'd say more but I can't find a way to spoiler-tag in comments and there may still be a few people who haven't seen The Last Starfighter or read Ender's Game.
– Spratty
4 hours ago
1
@Prof.Falken AAnd just to show coincidence is alive and well, this just popped up on the HNQ list... If destiny means anything it's game, set and match to you.
– Spratty
1 hour ago
1
1
The Dalek reference is amusing, as Peter Davison played the fifth Doctor on Doctor Who.
– Joe
11 hours ago
The Dalek reference is amusing, as Peter Davison played the fifth Doctor on Doctor Who.
– Joe
11 hours ago
1
1
@Joe Yes, I know. Well, I remembered that he was the Doctor after Tom Baker (and the last one I watched), but I wasn't sure of the number. I added a line about Peter Davison and the real editor Richard Evans to my answer.
– user14111
10 hours ago
@Joe Yes, I know. Well, I remembered that he was the Doctor after Tom Baker (and the last one I watched), but I wasn't sure of the number. I added a line about Peter Davison and the real editor Richard Evans to my answer.
– user14111
10 hours ago
There is a movie with almost exactly the same premise. Ah there it is: imdb.com/title/tt0087597/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
– Prof. Falken
6 hours ago
There is a movie with almost exactly the same premise. Ah there it is: imdb.com/title/tt0087597/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
– Prof. Falken
6 hours ago
@Prof.Falken It sounds more like Ender's Game to me - I'd say more but I can't find a way to spoiler-tag in comments and there may still be a few people who haven't seen The Last Starfighter or read Ender's Game.
– Spratty
4 hours ago
@Prof.Falken It sounds more like Ender's Game to me - I'd say more but I can't find a way to spoiler-tag in comments and there may still be a few people who haven't seen The Last Starfighter or read Ender's Game.
– Spratty
4 hours ago
1
1
@Prof.Falken AAnd just to show coincidence is alive and well, this just popped up on the HNQ list... If destiny means anything it's game, set and match to you.
– Spratty
1 hour ago
@Prof.Falken AAnd just to show coincidence is alive and well, this just popped up on the HNQ list... If destiny means anything it's game, set and match to you.
– Spratty
1 hour ago
 |Â
show 3 more comments
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