Ts! It's itsy-bitsy limericks time!

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(1)




Once I and one more sneaky ass
Planned heist of a hideous mass.
- Let's steal all the (^-^)!
- Man, hold up your (^-^).
- (^-^). Then, let's steal all the grass!




(2)




- My man, you look boring and (^-^),
You have no chance of getting laid!
- Then help me! - he (^-^).
His (^-^) was an (^-^)
Of school where he learned to look great.




(3)




There once lived a negotiator,
That had a response to each hater:
- You ain't passed a (^-^)
Of becoming a (^-^),
Go (^-^) and I'll talk to you later.




(4)




An ice-cream merchant from Westbridge
Wants to exploit a Matrix glitch:
- If I could (^-^)
A single (^-^)
That kind of (^-^) would make me rich!




(5)




Right on the top (^-^) of little book (^-^)
I found an old story, which pages I (^-^):
The story was sad,
It's driven me mad,
A tale of a dwarf with no (^-^).




(6)




Once Gandalf's life wasn't so merry,
But now (^-^) man wants to marry!
I hope you can (^-^)
Him one certain (^-^) -
He'll (^-^) it for his wife to carry.




(7)




A joker found (^-^) at the peak,
The jokes he made (^-^) of were weak.
Devoted to (^-^),
He aimed to (^-^),
But none of the puns did the trick!








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  • Though the limericks have a common theme, they do not 'synergise' - all you have to do is complete them separately.
    – Thomas Blue
    Aug 22 at 13:55










  • Also, please copy the whole verse if answering. That will make the answer more readable.
    – Thomas Blue
    Aug 22 at 13:56










  • Do all of the (^-^) rhyme, or just the words at the end of the lines?
    – El-Guest
    Aug 22 at 14:03






  • 2




    There once was a user named Thomas / Whose lim'rcks were quite far from flawless / With so many words gone / His best bet was a con / To finish his poems he called us!
    – Reibello
    Aug 23 at 7:05






  • 2




    There once was a chap called @Reibello,/ Really quite an extraordinary fellow./ He paused to take time/ To construct comments in rhyme./ Ah, but if only Thomas was Yellow
    – Strawberry
    Aug 23 at 8:49















up vote
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down vote

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(1)




Once I and one more sneaky ass
Planned heist of a hideous mass.
- Let's steal all the (^-^)!
- Man, hold up your (^-^).
- (^-^). Then, let's steal all the grass!




(2)




- My man, you look boring and (^-^),
You have no chance of getting laid!
- Then help me! - he (^-^).
His (^-^) was an (^-^)
Of school where he learned to look great.




(3)




There once lived a negotiator,
That had a response to each hater:
- You ain't passed a (^-^)
Of becoming a (^-^),
Go (^-^) and I'll talk to you later.




(4)




An ice-cream merchant from Westbridge
Wants to exploit a Matrix glitch:
- If I could (^-^)
A single (^-^)
That kind of (^-^) would make me rich!




(5)




Right on the top (^-^) of little book (^-^)
I found an old story, which pages I (^-^):
The story was sad,
It's driven me mad,
A tale of a dwarf with no (^-^).




(6)




Once Gandalf's life wasn't so merry,
But now (^-^) man wants to marry!
I hope you can (^-^)
Him one certain (^-^) -
He'll (^-^) it for his wife to carry.




(7)




A joker found (^-^) at the peak,
The jokes he made (^-^) of were weak.
Devoted to (^-^),
He aimed to (^-^),
But none of the puns did the trick!








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  • Though the limericks have a common theme, they do not 'synergise' - all you have to do is complete them separately.
    – Thomas Blue
    Aug 22 at 13:55










  • Also, please copy the whole verse if answering. That will make the answer more readable.
    – Thomas Blue
    Aug 22 at 13:56










  • Do all of the (^-^) rhyme, or just the words at the end of the lines?
    – El-Guest
    Aug 22 at 14:03






  • 2




    There once was a user named Thomas / Whose lim'rcks were quite far from flawless / With so many words gone / His best bet was a con / To finish his poems he called us!
    – Reibello
    Aug 23 at 7:05






  • 2




    There once was a chap called @Reibello,/ Really quite an extraordinary fellow./ He paused to take time/ To construct comments in rhyme./ Ah, but if only Thomas was Yellow
    – Strawberry
    Aug 23 at 8:49













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(1)




Once I and one more sneaky ass
Planned heist of a hideous mass.
- Let's steal all the (^-^)!
- Man, hold up your (^-^).
- (^-^). Then, let's steal all the grass!




(2)




- My man, you look boring and (^-^),
You have no chance of getting laid!
- Then help me! - he (^-^).
His (^-^) was an (^-^)
Of school where he learned to look great.




(3)




There once lived a negotiator,
That had a response to each hater:
- You ain't passed a (^-^)
Of becoming a (^-^),
Go (^-^) and I'll talk to you later.




(4)




An ice-cream merchant from Westbridge
Wants to exploit a Matrix glitch:
- If I could (^-^)
A single (^-^)
That kind of (^-^) would make me rich!




(5)




Right on the top (^-^) of little book (^-^)
I found an old story, which pages I (^-^):
The story was sad,
It's driven me mad,
A tale of a dwarf with no (^-^).




(6)




Once Gandalf's life wasn't so merry,
But now (^-^) man wants to marry!
I hope you can (^-^)
Him one certain (^-^) -
He'll (^-^) it for his wife to carry.




(7)




A joker found (^-^) at the peak,
The jokes he made (^-^) of were weak.
Devoted to (^-^),
He aimed to (^-^),
But none of the puns did the trick!








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(1)




Once I and one more sneaky ass
Planned heist of a hideous mass.
- Let's steal all the (^-^)!
- Man, hold up your (^-^).
- (^-^). Then, let's steal all the grass!




(2)




- My man, you look boring and (^-^),
You have no chance of getting laid!
- Then help me! - he (^-^).
His (^-^) was an (^-^)
Of school where he learned to look great.




(3)




There once lived a negotiator,
That had a response to each hater:
- You ain't passed a (^-^)
Of becoming a (^-^),
Go (^-^) and I'll talk to you later.




(4)




An ice-cream merchant from Westbridge
Wants to exploit a Matrix glitch:
- If I could (^-^)
A single (^-^)
That kind of (^-^) would make me rich!




(5)




Right on the top (^-^) of little book (^-^)
I found an old story, which pages I (^-^):
The story was sad,
It's driven me mad,
A tale of a dwarf with no (^-^).




(6)




Once Gandalf's life wasn't so merry,
But now (^-^) man wants to marry!
I hope you can (^-^)
Him one certain (^-^) -
He'll (^-^) it for his wife to carry.




(7)




A joker found (^-^) at the peak,
The jokes he made (^-^) of were weak.
Devoted to (^-^),
He aimed to (^-^),
But none of the puns did the trick!










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  • Though the limericks have a common theme, they do not 'synergise' - all you have to do is complete them separately.
    – Thomas Blue
    Aug 22 at 13:55










  • Also, please copy the whole verse if answering. That will make the answer more readable.
    – Thomas Blue
    Aug 22 at 13:56










  • Do all of the (^-^) rhyme, or just the words at the end of the lines?
    – El-Guest
    Aug 22 at 14:03






  • 2




    There once was a user named Thomas / Whose lim'rcks were quite far from flawless / With so many words gone / His best bet was a con / To finish his poems he called us!
    – Reibello
    Aug 23 at 7:05






  • 2




    There once was a chap called @Reibello,/ Really quite an extraordinary fellow./ He paused to take time/ To construct comments in rhyme./ Ah, but if only Thomas was Yellow
    – Strawberry
    Aug 23 at 8:49

















  • Though the limericks have a common theme, they do not 'synergise' - all you have to do is complete them separately.
    – Thomas Blue
    Aug 22 at 13:55










  • Also, please copy the whole verse if answering. That will make the answer more readable.
    – Thomas Blue
    Aug 22 at 13:56










  • Do all of the (^-^) rhyme, or just the words at the end of the lines?
    – El-Guest
    Aug 22 at 14:03






  • 2




    There once was a user named Thomas / Whose lim'rcks were quite far from flawless / With so many words gone / His best bet was a con / To finish his poems he called us!
    – Reibello
    Aug 23 at 7:05






  • 2




    There once was a chap called @Reibello,/ Really quite an extraordinary fellow./ He paused to take time/ To construct comments in rhyme./ Ah, but if only Thomas was Yellow
    – Strawberry
    Aug 23 at 8:49
















Though the limericks have a common theme, they do not 'synergise' - all you have to do is complete them separately.
– Thomas Blue
Aug 22 at 13:55




Though the limericks have a common theme, they do not 'synergise' - all you have to do is complete them separately.
– Thomas Blue
Aug 22 at 13:55












Also, please copy the whole verse if answering. That will make the answer more readable.
– Thomas Blue
Aug 22 at 13:56




Also, please copy the whole verse if answering. That will make the answer more readable.
– Thomas Blue
Aug 22 at 13:56












Do all of the (^-^) rhyme, or just the words at the end of the lines?
– El-Guest
Aug 22 at 14:03




Do all of the (^-^) rhyme, or just the words at the end of the lines?
– El-Guest
Aug 22 at 14:03




2




2




There once was a user named Thomas / Whose lim'rcks were quite far from flawless / With so many words gone / His best bet was a con / To finish his poems he called us!
– Reibello
Aug 23 at 7:05




There once was a user named Thomas / Whose lim'rcks were quite far from flawless / With so many words gone / His best bet was a con / To finish his poems he called us!
– Reibello
Aug 23 at 7:05




2




2




There once was a chap called @Reibello,/ Really quite an extraordinary fellow./ He paused to take time/ To construct comments in rhyme./ Ah, but if only Thomas was Yellow
– Strawberry
Aug 23 at 8:49





There once was a chap called @Reibello,/ Really quite an extraordinary fellow./ He paused to take time/ To construct comments in rhyme./ Ah, but if only Thomas was Yellow
– Strawberry
Aug 23 at 8:49











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The pattern is




each answer gains/losses one letter.




1.




Once I and one more sneaky ass

Planned heist of a hideous mass.

- Let's steal all the reed!

- Man, hold up your greed.

- Agreed. Then, let's steal all the grass!




the pattern:




reed > greed > agreed




2.




My man, you look boring and staid,

You have no chance of getting laid!

Then help me! - he said.

His aid was an ad

Of school where he learned to look great.




the pattern:




staid > said > aid > ad




3.




There once lived a negotiator,

That had a response to each hater:

- You ain't passed a clout

Of becoming a lout,

Go out and I'll talk to you later.




the pattern:




clout > lout > out




4.




An ice-cream merchant from Westbridge

Wants to exploit a Matrix glitch:

- If I could clone

A single cone

That kind of con would make me rich!




the pattern:




clone > cone > con




5.




Right on the top storey of little book store

I found an old story, which pages I tore:

The story was sad,

It's driven me mad,

A tale of a dwarf with no ore.




the pattern:




storey > store > tore > ore




6.




Once Gandalf's life wasn't so merry,

But now boring man wants to marry!

I hope you can bring

Him one certain ring -

He'll rig it for his wife to carry.




the pattern:




boring > bring > ring > rig




7.




A joker found us at the peak,

The jokes he made use of were weak.

Devoted to muse,

He aimed to amuse,

But none of the puns did the trick!




the pattern:




us > use > muse > amuse




the title:




ts > its > itsy > bitsy (thanks @El-Guest!)







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    Forgive my forgetfulness. The 1 and 7 use the opposite pattern. That's the only reason that you couldn't find them.
    – Thomas Blue
    Aug 23 at 8:58










  • Also, solution of (3) is far from the one I had in mind. Might I say, the second word there means a good thing, not an insult. However, I'll accept it as is.
    – Thomas Blue
    Aug 23 at 9:18










  • @ThomasBlue That confirms my doubt as I have to extend quite the glossary for the (3). I hate to admit that right now I’m stumped. The only thing I got is a guess to (7) and it’s flimsy at best. ROT13(hf > hfr > zhfr > nzhfr) Also, is this what you meant by ‘the opposite pattern’; (yrff gb zber vafgrnq bs zber gb yrff?)
    – Kevorobin
    Aug 23 at 10:46










  • My apologies, I'm not a native speaker so I'm not too good with words. (7) is exactly the one you suggested (problem with ROT13(zhfr), I suppose? I wanted it to be a noun, like, a woman). "ad" is my try on singular form of "ads" I heard.
    – Thomas Blue
    Aug 23 at 11:41






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    @Kevorobin, for the title you can go further to say r13(gf > vgf > vgfl > ovgfl)! Great finds for the limericks! :)
    – El-Guest
    Aug 23 at 13:08

















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Limerick 4:




An ice-cream merchant from Westbridge

Wants to exploit a Matrix glitch:

If I could but clone

A single small cone

That kind of scoop would make me rich!







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    Partial:
    (1)




    Once I and one more sneaky ass

    Planned heist of a hideous mass.

    Let's steal all the race courses!

    Man, hold up your horses.

    Curse this! Then, let's steal all the grass!




    (2)




    There once lived a negotiator,

    That had a response to each hater:

    You ain't passed a test

    Of becoming a pest,

    Go rest and I'll talk to you later.







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    • Both are wrong, though the second one sounds even better than the correct answer. I might reveal the correct pattern after a couple of days; or you will put your finger on it having solved more.
      – Thomas Blue
      Aug 22 at 15:38

















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    A guess for #1 (not sure on the second word):




    Once I and one more sneaky ass

    Planned heist of a hideous mass.

    - Let's steal all the HAY!

    - Man, hold up your PLAY.

    - OKAY. Then, let's steal all the grass!


    Alternatives I considered for PLAY include DAY, WAY, SLEIGH







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      (6)




      Once Gandalf's life wasn't so merry,

      But now (the old) man wants to marry!

      I hope you can (bring)

      Him one certain (ring)

      He'll (need?) it for his wife to carry.




      (7)




      A joker found (out) at the peak,

      The jokes he made (use) of were weak.

      Devoted to (money)

      He aimed to (be funny),

      But none of the puns did the trick!







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        I'm not too familiar with limericks, so it would be great if someone could tell me if I'm doing something obviously wrong.



        My attempts:

        (7)




        A joker found (out) at the peak,

        The jokes he made (fun) of were weak.

        Devoted to (humor),

        He aimed to (deliver),

        But none of the puns did the trick!







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          Partial
          For #1




          Once I and one more sneaky ass

          Planned heist of a hideous mass.

          Let's steal all the gold!

          Man, hold up your roll.
          Cold. Then, let's steal all the grass!




          For #7




          A joker found rest at the peak,

          The jokes he made jest of were weak.

          Devoted to ease .
          He aimed to please,

          But none of the puns did the trick!







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            Partial answer, I'll try to solve as time permits.



            #2:




            My man, you look boring and plain (could also be restrained, though this doesn't meet a traditional flow in syllables),

            You have no chance of getting laid!

            Then help me! - he exclaimed.

            His (^-^) was an (^-^)

            Of school where he learned to look great.







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            • I fancy 'staid' for this one
              – Strawberry
              Aug 22 at 17:27

















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            3.




            There once lived a negotiator,
            That had a response to each hater:
            - You ain't passed a test
            Of becoming a best,
            Go west and I'll talk to you later.







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              I can put up with the fact that you didn't look for pattern. But you could at least try to make it rhyme! xD Anyways, still thanks for the input.
              – Thomas Blue
              Aug 22 at 15:05











            • @ThomasBlue I fixed it.
              – hahaboki
              Aug 22 at 15:22










            • @hakaboki No, not really. 'hater' would have to rhyme with 'test' which it doesn't.
              – Thomas Blue
              Aug 22 at 15:35










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            up vote
            6
            down vote



            accepted










            The pattern is




            each answer gains/losses one letter.




            1.




            Once I and one more sneaky ass

            Planned heist of a hideous mass.

            - Let's steal all the reed!

            - Man, hold up your greed.

            - Agreed. Then, let's steal all the grass!




            the pattern:




            reed > greed > agreed




            2.




            My man, you look boring and staid,

            You have no chance of getting laid!

            Then help me! - he said.

            His aid was an ad

            Of school where he learned to look great.




            the pattern:




            staid > said > aid > ad




            3.




            There once lived a negotiator,

            That had a response to each hater:

            - You ain't passed a clout

            Of becoming a lout,

            Go out and I'll talk to you later.




            the pattern:




            clout > lout > out




            4.




            An ice-cream merchant from Westbridge

            Wants to exploit a Matrix glitch:

            - If I could clone

            A single cone

            That kind of con would make me rich!




            the pattern:




            clone > cone > con




            5.




            Right on the top storey of little book store

            I found an old story, which pages I tore:

            The story was sad,

            It's driven me mad,

            A tale of a dwarf with no ore.




            the pattern:




            storey > store > tore > ore




            6.




            Once Gandalf's life wasn't so merry,

            But now boring man wants to marry!

            I hope you can bring

            Him one certain ring -

            He'll rig it for his wife to carry.




            the pattern:




            boring > bring > ring > rig




            7.




            A joker found us at the peak,

            The jokes he made use of were weak.

            Devoted to muse,

            He aimed to amuse,

            But none of the puns did the trick!




            the pattern:




            us > use > muse > amuse




            the title:




            ts > its > itsy > bitsy (thanks @El-Guest!)







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              Forgive my forgetfulness. The 1 and 7 use the opposite pattern. That's the only reason that you couldn't find them.
              – Thomas Blue
              Aug 23 at 8:58










            • Also, solution of (3) is far from the one I had in mind. Might I say, the second word there means a good thing, not an insult. However, I'll accept it as is.
              – Thomas Blue
              Aug 23 at 9:18










            • @ThomasBlue That confirms my doubt as I have to extend quite the glossary for the (3). I hate to admit that right now I’m stumped. The only thing I got is a guess to (7) and it’s flimsy at best. ROT13(hf > hfr > zhfr > nzhfr) Also, is this what you meant by ‘the opposite pattern’; (yrff gb zber vafgrnq bs zber gb yrff?)
              – Kevorobin
              Aug 23 at 10:46










            • My apologies, I'm not a native speaker so I'm not too good with words. (7) is exactly the one you suggested (problem with ROT13(zhfr), I suppose? I wanted it to be a noun, like, a woman). "ad" is my try on singular form of "ads" I heard.
              – Thomas Blue
              Aug 23 at 11:41






            • 1




              @Kevorobin, for the title you can go further to say r13(gf > vgf > vgfl > ovgfl)! Great finds for the limericks! :)
              – El-Guest
              Aug 23 at 13:08














            up vote
            6
            down vote



            accepted










            The pattern is




            each answer gains/losses one letter.




            1.




            Once I and one more sneaky ass

            Planned heist of a hideous mass.

            - Let's steal all the reed!

            - Man, hold up your greed.

            - Agreed. Then, let's steal all the grass!




            the pattern:




            reed > greed > agreed




            2.




            My man, you look boring and staid,

            You have no chance of getting laid!

            Then help me! - he said.

            His aid was an ad

            Of school where he learned to look great.




            the pattern:




            staid > said > aid > ad




            3.




            There once lived a negotiator,

            That had a response to each hater:

            - You ain't passed a clout

            Of becoming a lout,

            Go out and I'll talk to you later.




            the pattern:




            clout > lout > out




            4.




            An ice-cream merchant from Westbridge

            Wants to exploit a Matrix glitch:

            - If I could clone

            A single cone

            That kind of con would make me rich!




            the pattern:




            clone > cone > con




            5.




            Right on the top storey of little book store

            I found an old story, which pages I tore:

            The story was sad,

            It's driven me mad,

            A tale of a dwarf with no ore.




            the pattern:




            storey > store > tore > ore




            6.




            Once Gandalf's life wasn't so merry,

            But now boring man wants to marry!

            I hope you can bring

            Him one certain ring -

            He'll rig it for his wife to carry.




            the pattern:




            boring > bring > ring > rig




            7.




            A joker found us at the peak,

            The jokes he made use of were weak.

            Devoted to muse,

            He aimed to amuse,

            But none of the puns did the trick!




            the pattern:




            us > use > muse > amuse




            the title:




            ts > its > itsy > bitsy (thanks @El-Guest!)







            share|improve this answer


















            • 1




              Forgive my forgetfulness. The 1 and 7 use the opposite pattern. That's the only reason that you couldn't find them.
              – Thomas Blue
              Aug 23 at 8:58










            • Also, solution of (3) is far from the one I had in mind. Might I say, the second word there means a good thing, not an insult. However, I'll accept it as is.
              – Thomas Blue
              Aug 23 at 9:18










            • @ThomasBlue That confirms my doubt as I have to extend quite the glossary for the (3). I hate to admit that right now I’m stumped. The only thing I got is a guess to (7) and it’s flimsy at best. ROT13(hf > hfr > zhfr > nzhfr) Also, is this what you meant by ‘the opposite pattern’; (yrff gb zber vafgrnq bs zber gb yrff?)
              – Kevorobin
              Aug 23 at 10:46










            • My apologies, I'm not a native speaker so I'm not too good with words. (7) is exactly the one you suggested (problem with ROT13(zhfr), I suppose? I wanted it to be a noun, like, a woman). "ad" is my try on singular form of "ads" I heard.
              – Thomas Blue
              Aug 23 at 11:41






            • 1




              @Kevorobin, for the title you can go further to say r13(gf > vgf > vgfl > ovgfl)! Great finds for the limericks! :)
              – El-Guest
              Aug 23 at 13:08












            up vote
            6
            down vote



            accepted







            up vote
            6
            down vote



            accepted






            The pattern is




            each answer gains/losses one letter.




            1.




            Once I and one more sneaky ass

            Planned heist of a hideous mass.

            - Let's steal all the reed!

            - Man, hold up your greed.

            - Agreed. Then, let's steal all the grass!




            the pattern:




            reed > greed > agreed




            2.




            My man, you look boring and staid,

            You have no chance of getting laid!

            Then help me! - he said.

            His aid was an ad

            Of school where he learned to look great.




            the pattern:




            staid > said > aid > ad




            3.




            There once lived a negotiator,

            That had a response to each hater:

            - You ain't passed a clout

            Of becoming a lout,

            Go out and I'll talk to you later.




            the pattern:




            clout > lout > out




            4.




            An ice-cream merchant from Westbridge

            Wants to exploit a Matrix glitch:

            - If I could clone

            A single cone

            That kind of con would make me rich!




            the pattern:




            clone > cone > con




            5.




            Right on the top storey of little book store

            I found an old story, which pages I tore:

            The story was sad,

            It's driven me mad,

            A tale of a dwarf with no ore.




            the pattern:




            storey > store > tore > ore




            6.




            Once Gandalf's life wasn't so merry,

            But now boring man wants to marry!

            I hope you can bring

            Him one certain ring -

            He'll rig it for his wife to carry.




            the pattern:




            boring > bring > ring > rig




            7.




            A joker found us at the peak,

            The jokes he made use of were weak.

            Devoted to muse,

            He aimed to amuse,

            But none of the puns did the trick!




            the pattern:




            us > use > muse > amuse




            the title:




            ts > its > itsy > bitsy (thanks @El-Guest!)







            share|improve this answer














            The pattern is




            each answer gains/losses one letter.




            1.




            Once I and one more sneaky ass

            Planned heist of a hideous mass.

            - Let's steal all the reed!

            - Man, hold up your greed.

            - Agreed. Then, let's steal all the grass!




            the pattern:




            reed > greed > agreed




            2.




            My man, you look boring and staid,

            You have no chance of getting laid!

            Then help me! - he said.

            His aid was an ad

            Of school where he learned to look great.




            the pattern:




            staid > said > aid > ad




            3.




            There once lived a negotiator,

            That had a response to each hater:

            - You ain't passed a clout

            Of becoming a lout,

            Go out and I'll talk to you later.




            the pattern:




            clout > lout > out




            4.




            An ice-cream merchant from Westbridge

            Wants to exploit a Matrix glitch:

            - If I could clone

            A single cone

            That kind of con would make me rich!




            the pattern:




            clone > cone > con




            5.




            Right on the top storey of little book store

            I found an old story, which pages I tore:

            The story was sad,

            It's driven me mad,

            A tale of a dwarf with no ore.




            the pattern:




            storey > store > tore > ore




            6.




            Once Gandalf's life wasn't so merry,

            But now boring man wants to marry!

            I hope you can bring

            Him one certain ring -

            He'll rig it for his wife to carry.




            the pattern:




            boring > bring > ring > rig




            7.




            A joker found us at the peak,

            The jokes he made use of were weak.

            Devoted to muse,

            He aimed to amuse,

            But none of the puns did the trick!




            the pattern:




            us > use > muse > amuse




            the title:




            ts > its > itsy > bitsy (thanks @El-Guest!)








            share|improve this answer














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            edited Aug 23 at 13:22

























            answered Aug 23 at 1:22









            Kevorobin

            1,946310




            1,946310







            • 1




              Forgive my forgetfulness. The 1 and 7 use the opposite pattern. That's the only reason that you couldn't find them.
              – Thomas Blue
              Aug 23 at 8:58










            • Also, solution of (3) is far from the one I had in mind. Might I say, the second word there means a good thing, not an insult. However, I'll accept it as is.
              – Thomas Blue
              Aug 23 at 9:18










            • @ThomasBlue That confirms my doubt as I have to extend quite the glossary for the (3). I hate to admit that right now I’m stumped. The only thing I got is a guess to (7) and it’s flimsy at best. ROT13(hf > hfr > zhfr > nzhfr) Also, is this what you meant by ‘the opposite pattern’; (yrff gb zber vafgrnq bs zber gb yrff?)
              – Kevorobin
              Aug 23 at 10:46










            • My apologies, I'm not a native speaker so I'm not too good with words. (7) is exactly the one you suggested (problem with ROT13(zhfr), I suppose? I wanted it to be a noun, like, a woman). "ad" is my try on singular form of "ads" I heard.
              – Thomas Blue
              Aug 23 at 11:41






            • 1




              @Kevorobin, for the title you can go further to say r13(gf > vgf > vgfl > ovgfl)! Great finds for the limericks! :)
              – El-Guest
              Aug 23 at 13:08












            • 1




              Forgive my forgetfulness. The 1 and 7 use the opposite pattern. That's the only reason that you couldn't find them.
              – Thomas Blue
              Aug 23 at 8:58










            • Also, solution of (3) is far from the one I had in mind. Might I say, the second word there means a good thing, not an insult. However, I'll accept it as is.
              – Thomas Blue
              Aug 23 at 9:18










            • @ThomasBlue That confirms my doubt as I have to extend quite the glossary for the (3). I hate to admit that right now I’m stumped. The only thing I got is a guess to (7) and it’s flimsy at best. ROT13(hf > hfr > zhfr > nzhfr) Also, is this what you meant by ‘the opposite pattern’; (yrff gb zber vafgrnq bs zber gb yrff?)
              – Kevorobin
              Aug 23 at 10:46










            • My apologies, I'm not a native speaker so I'm not too good with words. (7) is exactly the one you suggested (problem with ROT13(zhfr), I suppose? I wanted it to be a noun, like, a woman). "ad" is my try on singular form of "ads" I heard.
              – Thomas Blue
              Aug 23 at 11:41






            • 1




              @Kevorobin, for the title you can go further to say r13(gf > vgf > vgfl > ovgfl)! Great finds for the limericks! :)
              – El-Guest
              Aug 23 at 13:08







            1




            1




            Forgive my forgetfulness. The 1 and 7 use the opposite pattern. That's the only reason that you couldn't find them.
            – Thomas Blue
            Aug 23 at 8:58




            Forgive my forgetfulness. The 1 and 7 use the opposite pattern. That's the only reason that you couldn't find them.
            – Thomas Blue
            Aug 23 at 8:58












            Also, solution of (3) is far from the one I had in mind. Might I say, the second word there means a good thing, not an insult. However, I'll accept it as is.
            – Thomas Blue
            Aug 23 at 9:18




            Also, solution of (3) is far from the one I had in mind. Might I say, the second word there means a good thing, not an insult. However, I'll accept it as is.
            – Thomas Blue
            Aug 23 at 9:18












            @ThomasBlue That confirms my doubt as I have to extend quite the glossary for the (3). I hate to admit that right now I’m stumped. The only thing I got is a guess to (7) and it’s flimsy at best. ROT13(hf > hfr > zhfr > nzhfr) Also, is this what you meant by ‘the opposite pattern’; (yrff gb zber vafgrnq bs zber gb yrff?)
            – Kevorobin
            Aug 23 at 10:46




            @ThomasBlue That confirms my doubt as I have to extend quite the glossary for the (3). I hate to admit that right now I’m stumped. The only thing I got is a guess to (7) and it’s flimsy at best. ROT13(hf > hfr > zhfr > nzhfr) Also, is this what you meant by ‘the opposite pattern’; (yrff gb zber vafgrnq bs zber gb yrff?)
            – Kevorobin
            Aug 23 at 10:46












            My apologies, I'm not a native speaker so I'm not too good with words. (7) is exactly the one you suggested (problem with ROT13(zhfr), I suppose? I wanted it to be a noun, like, a woman). "ad" is my try on singular form of "ads" I heard.
            – Thomas Blue
            Aug 23 at 11:41




            My apologies, I'm not a native speaker so I'm not too good with words. (7) is exactly the one you suggested (problem with ROT13(zhfr), I suppose? I wanted it to be a noun, like, a woman). "ad" is my try on singular form of "ads" I heard.
            – Thomas Blue
            Aug 23 at 11:41




            1




            1




            @Kevorobin, for the title you can go further to say r13(gf > vgf > vgfl > ovgfl)! Great finds for the limericks! :)
            – El-Guest
            Aug 23 at 13:08




            @Kevorobin, for the title you can go further to say r13(gf > vgf > vgfl > ovgfl)! Great finds for the limericks! :)
            – El-Guest
            Aug 23 at 13:08










            up vote
            6
            down vote













            Limerick 4:




            An ice-cream merchant from Westbridge

            Wants to exploit a Matrix glitch:

            If I could but clone

            A single small cone

            That kind of scoop would make me rich!







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              up vote
              6
              down vote













              Limerick 4:




              An ice-cream merchant from Westbridge

              Wants to exploit a Matrix glitch:

              If I could but clone

              A single small cone

              That kind of scoop would make me rich!







              share|improve this answer
























                up vote
                6
                down vote










                up vote
                6
                down vote









                Limerick 4:




                An ice-cream merchant from Westbridge

                Wants to exploit a Matrix glitch:

                If I could but clone

                A single small cone

                That kind of scoop would make me rich!







                share|improve this answer














                Limerick 4:




                An ice-cream merchant from Westbridge

                Wants to exploit a Matrix glitch:

                If I could but clone

                A single small cone

                That kind of scoop would make me rich!








                share|improve this answer














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                edited Aug 23 at 0:41









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                1




                1










                answered Aug 22 at 17:31









                Strawberry

                690315




                690315




















                    up vote
                    4
                    down vote













                    Partial:
                    (1)




                    Once I and one more sneaky ass

                    Planned heist of a hideous mass.

                    Let's steal all the race courses!

                    Man, hold up your horses.

                    Curse this! Then, let's steal all the grass!




                    (2)




                    There once lived a negotiator,

                    That had a response to each hater:

                    You ain't passed a test

                    Of becoming a pest,

                    Go rest and I'll talk to you later.







                    share|improve this answer






















                    • Both are wrong, though the second one sounds even better than the correct answer. I might reveal the correct pattern after a couple of days; or you will put your finger on it having solved more.
                      – Thomas Blue
                      Aug 22 at 15:38














                    up vote
                    4
                    down vote













                    Partial:
                    (1)




                    Once I and one more sneaky ass

                    Planned heist of a hideous mass.

                    Let's steal all the race courses!

                    Man, hold up your horses.

                    Curse this! Then, let's steal all the grass!




                    (2)




                    There once lived a negotiator,

                    That had a response to each hater:

                    You ain't passed a test

                    Of becoming a pest,

                    Go rest and I'll talk to you later.







                    share|improve this answer






















                    • Both are wrong, though the second one sounds even better than the correct answer. I might reveal the correct pattern after a couple of days; or you will put your finger on it having solved more.
                      – Thomas Blue
                      Aug 22 at 15:38












                    up vote
                    4
                    down vote










                    up vote
                    4
                    down vote









                    Partial:
                    (1)




                    Once I and one more sneaky ass

                    Planned heist of a hideous mass.

                    Let's steal all the race courses!

                    Man, hold up your horses.

                    Curse this! Then, let's steal all the grass!




                    (2)




                    There once lived a negotiator,

                    That had a response to each hater:

                    You ain't passed a test

                    Of becoming a pest,

                    Go rest and I'll talk to you later.







                    share|improve this answer














                    Partial:
                    (1)




                    Once I and one more sneaky ass

                    Planned heist of a hideous mass.

                    Let's steal all the race courses!

                    Man, hold up your horses.

                    Curse this! Then, let's steal all the grass!




                    (2)




                    There once lived a negotiator,

                    That had a response to each hater:

                    You ain't passed a test

                    Of becoming a pest,

                    Go rest and I'll talk to you later.








                    share|improve this answer














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                    edited Aug 22 at 15:08

























                    answered Aug 22 at 14:24









                    rhsquared

                    5,16421136




                    5,16421136











                    • Both are wrong, though the second one sounds even better than the correct answer. I might reveal the correct pattern after a couple of days; or you will put your finger on it having solved more.
                      – Thomas Blue
                      Aug 22 at 15:38
















                    • Both are wrong, though the second one sounds even better than the correct answer. I might reveal the correct pattern after a couple of days; or you will put your finger on it having solved more.
                      – Thomas Blue
                      Aug 22 at 15:38















                    Both are wrong, though the second one sounds even better than the correct answer. I might reveal the correct pattern after a couple of days; or you will put your finger on it having solved more.
                    – Thomas Blue
                    Aug 22 at 15:38




                    Both are wrong, though the second one sounds even better than the correct answer. I might reveal the correct pattern after a couple of days; or you will put your finger on it having solved more.
                    – Thomas Blue
                    Aug 22 at 15:38










                    up vote
                    4
                    down vote













                    A guess for #1 (not sure on the second word):




                    Once I and one more sneaky ass

                    Planned heist of a hideous mass.

                    - Let's steal all the HAY!

                    - Man, hold up your PLAY.

                    - OKAY. Then, let's steal all the grass!


                    Alternatives I considered for PLAY include DAY, WAY, SLEIGH







                    share|improve this answer
























                      up vote
                      4
                      down vote













                      A guess for #1 (not sure on the second word):




                      Once I and one more sneaky ass

                      Planned heist of a hideous mass.

                      - Let's steal all the HAY!

                      - Man, hold up your PLAY.

                      - OKAY. Then, let's steal all the grass!


                      Alternatives I considered for PLAY include DAY, WAY, SLEIGH







                      share|improve this answer






















                        up vote
                        4
                        down vote










                        up vote
                        4
                        down vote









                        A guess for #1 (not sure on the second word):




                        Once I and one more sneaky ass

                        Planned heist of a hideous mass.

                        - Let's steal all the HAY!

                        - Man, hold up your PLAY.

                        - OKAY. Then, let's steal all the grass!


                        Alternatives I considered for PLAY include DAY, WAY, SLEIGH







                        share|improve this answer












                        A guess for #1 (not sure on the second word):




                        Once I and one more sneaky ass

                        Planned heist of a hideous mass.

                        - Let's steal all the HAY!

                        - Man, hold up your PLAY.

                        - OKAY. Then, let's steal all the grass!


                        Alternatives I considered for PLAY include DAY, WAY, SLEIGH








                        share|improve this answer












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                        answered Aug 22 at 15:47









                        hagfy

                        5,52311236




                        5,52311236




















                            up vote
                            2
                            down vote













                            (6)




                            Once Gandalf's life wasn't so merry,

                            But now (the old) man wants to marry!

                            I hope you can (bring)

                            Him one certain (ring)

                            He'll (need?) it for his wife to carry.




                            (7)




                            A joker found (out) at the peak,

                            The jokes he made (use) of were weak.

                            Devoted to (money)

                            He aimed to (be funny),

                            But none of the puns did the trick!







                            share|improve this answer


























                              up vote
                              2
                              down vote













                              (6)




                              Once Gandalf's life wasn't so merry,

                              But now (the old) man wants to marry!

                              I hope you can (bring)

                              Him one certain (ring)

                              He'll (need?) it for his wife to carry.




                              (7)




                              A joker found (out) at the peak,

                              The jokes he made (use) of were weak.

                              Devoted to (money)

                              He aimed to (be funny),

                              But none of the puns did the trick!







                              share|improve this answer
























                                up vote
                                2
                                down vote










                                up vote
                                2
                                down vote









                                (6)




                                Once Gandalf's life wasn't so merry,

                                But now (the old) man wants to marry!

                                I hope you can (bring)

                                Him one certain (ring)

                                He'll (need?) it for his wife to carry.




                                (7)




                                A joker found (out) at the peak,

                                The jokes he made (use) of were weak.

                                Devoted to (money)

                                He aimed to (be funny),

                                But none of the puns did the trick!







                                share|improve this answer














                                (6)




                                Once Gandalf's life wasn't so merry,

                                But now (the old) man wants to marry!

                                I hope you can (bring)

                                Him one certain (ring)

                                He'll (need?) it for his wife to carry.




                                (7)




                                A joker found (out) at the peak,

                                The jokes he made (use) of were weak.

                                Devoted to (money)

                                He aimed to (be funny),

                                But none of the puns did the trick!








                                share|improve this answer














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                                edited Aug 23 at 1:20









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                                1










                                answered Aug 22 at 20:42









                                PatFromCanada

                                1214




                                1214




















                                    up vote
                                    0
                                    down vote













                                    I'm not too familiar with limericks, so it would be great if someone could tell me if I'm doing something obviously wrong.



                                    My attempts:

                                    (7)




                                    A joker found (out) at the peak,

                                    The jokes he made (fun) of were weak.

                                    Devoted to (humor),

                                    He aimed to (deliver),

                                    But none of the puns did the trick!







                                    share|improve this answer
























                                      up vote
                                      0
                                      down vote













                                      I'm not too familiar with limericks, so it would be great if someone could tell me if I'm doing something obviously wrong.



                                      My attempts:

                                      (7)




                                      A joker found (out) at the peak,

                                      The jokes he made (fun) of were weak.

                                      Devoted to (humor),

                                      He aimed to (deliver),

                                      But none of the puns did the trick!







                                      share|improve this answer






















                                        up vote
                                        0
                                        down vote










                                        up vote
                                        0
                                        down vote









                                        I'm not too familiar with limericks, so it would be great if someone could tell me if I'm doing something obviously wrong.



                                        My attempts:

                                        (7)




                                        A joker found (out) at the peak,

                                        The jokes he made (fun) of were weak.

                                        Devoted to (humor),

                                        He aimed to (deliver),

                                        But none of the puns did the trick!







                                        share|improve this answer












                                        I'm not too familiar with limericks, so it would be great if someone could tell me if I'm doing something obviously wrong.



                                        My attempts:

                                        (7)




                                        A joker found (out) at the peak,

                                        The jokes he made (fun) of were weak.

                                        Devoted to (humor),

                                        He aimed to (deliver),

                                        But none of the puns did the trick!








                                        share|improve this answer












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                                        answered Aug 22 at 18:08









                                        1848

                                        1,3138




                                        1,3138




















                                            up vote
                                            0
                                            down vote













                                            Partial
                                            For #1




                                            Once I and one more sneaky ass

                                            Planned heist of a hideous mass.

                                            Let's steal all the gold!

                                            Man, hold up your roll.
                                            Cold. Then, let's steal all the grass!




                                            For #7




                                            A joker found rest at the peak,

                                            The jokes he made jest of were weak.

                                            Devoted to ease .
                                            He aimed to please,

                                            But none of the puns did the trick!







                                            share|improve this answer


























                                              up vote
                                              0
                                              down vote













                                              Partial
                                              For #1




                                              Once I and one more sneaky ass

                                              Planned heist of a hideous mass.

                                              Let's steal all the gold!

                                              Man, hold up your roll.
                                              Cold. Then, let's steal all the grass!




                                              For #7




                                              A joker found rest at the peak,

                                              The jokes he made jest of were weak.

                                              Devoted to ease .
                                              He aimed to please,

                                              But none of the puns did the trick!







                                              share|improve this answer
























                                                up vote
                                                0
                                                down vote










                                                up vote
                                                0
                                                down vote









                                                Partial
                                                For #1




                                                Once I and one more sneaky ass

                                                Planned heist of a hideous mass.

                                                Let's steal all the gold!

                                                Man, hold up your roll.
                                                Cold. Then, let's steal all the grass!




                                                For #7




                                                A joker found rest at the peak,

                                                The jokes he made jest of were weak.

                                                Devoted to ease .
                                                He aimed to please,

                                                But none of the puns did the trick!







                                                share|improve this answer














                                                Partial
                                                For #1




                                                Once I and one more sneaky ass

                                                Planned heist of a hideous mass.

                                                Let's steal all the gold!

                                                Man, hold up your roll.
                                                Cold. Then, let's steal all the grass!




                                                For #7




                                                A joker found rest at the peak,

                                                The jokes he made jest of were weak.

                                                Devoted to ease .
                                                He aimed to please,

                                                But none of the puns did the trick!








                                                share|improve this answer














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                                                edited Aug 22 at 19:51

























                                                answered Aug 22 at 19:40









                                                m1gp0z

                                                3927




                                                3927




















                                                    up vote
                                                    0
                                                    down vote













                                                    Partial answer, I'll try to solve as time permits.



                                                    #2:




                                                    My man, you look boring and plain (could also be restrained, though this doesn't meet a traditional flow in syllables),

                                                    You have no chance of getting laid!

                                                    Then help me! - he exclaimed.

                                                    His (^-^) was an (^-^)

                                                    Of school where he learned to look great.







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                                                    • I fancy 'staid' for this one
                                                      – Strawberry
                                                      Aug 22 at 17:27














                                                    up vote
                                                    0
                                                    down vote













                                                    Partial answer, I'll try to solve as time permits.



                                                    #2:




                                                    My man, you look boring and plain (could also be restrained, though this doesn't meet a traditional flow in syllables),

                                                    You have no chance of getting laid!

                                                    Then help me! - he exclaimed.

                                                    His (^-^) was an (^-^)

                                                    Of school where he learned to look great.







                                                    share|improve this answer






















                                                    • I fancy 'staid' for this one
                                                      – Strawberry
                                                      Aug 22 at 17:27












                                                    up vote
                                                    0
                                                    down vote










                                                    up vote
                                                    0
                                                    down vote









                                                    Partial answer, I'll try to solve as time permits.



                                                    #2:




                                                    My man, you look boring and plain (could also be restrained, though this doesn't meet a traditional flow in syllables),

                                                    You have no chance of getting laid!

                                                    Then help me! - he exclaimed.

                                                    His (^-^) was an (^-^)

                                                    Of school where he learned to look great.







                                                    share|improve this answer














                                                    Partial answer, I'll try to solve as time permits.



                                                    #2:




                                                    My man, you look boring and plain (could also be restrained, though this doesn't meet a traditional flow in syllables),

                                                    You have no chance of getting laid!

                                                    Then help me! - he exclaimed.

                                                    His (^-^) was an (^-^)

                                                    Of school where he learned to look great.








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                                                    edited Aug 23 at 1:20









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                                                    answered Aug 22 at 16:35









                                                    PerpetualJ

                                                    1,38222




                                                    1,38222











                                                    • I fancy 'staid' for this one
                                                      – Strawberry
                                                      Aug 22 at 17:27
















                                                    • I fancy 'staid' for this one
                                                      – Strawberry
                                                      Aug 22 at 17:27















                                                    I fancy 'staid' for this one
                                                    – Strawberry
                                                    Aug 22 at 17:27




                                                    I fancy 'staid' for this one
                                                    – Strawberry
                                                    Aug 22 at 17:27










                                                    up vote
                                                    0
                                                    down vote













                                                    3.




                                                    There once lived a negotiator,
                                                    That had a response to each hater:
                                                    - You ain't passed a test
                                                    Of becoming a best,
                                                    Go west and I'll talk to you later.







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                                                      I can put up with the fact that you didn't look for pattern. But you could at least try to make it rhyme! xD Anyways, still thanks for the input.
                                                      – Thomas Blue
                                                      Aug 22 at 15:05











                                                    • @ThomasBlue I fixed it.
                                                      – hahaboki
                                                      Aug 22 at 15:22










                                                    • @hakaboki No, not really. 'hater' would have to rhyme with 'test' which it doesn't.
                                                      – Thomas Blue
                                                      Aug 22 at 15:35














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                                                    There once lived a negotiator,
                                                    That had a response to each hater:
                                                    - You ain't passed a test
                                                    Of becoming a best,
                                                    Go west and I'll talk to you later.







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                                                    • 1




                                                      I can put up with the fact that you didn't look for pattern. But you could at least try to make it rhyme! xD Anyways, still thanks for the input.
                                                      – Thomas Blue
                                                      Aug 22 at 15:05











                                                    • @ThomasBlue I fixed it.
                                                      – hahaboki
                                                      Aug 22 at 15:22










                                                    • @hakaboki No, not really. 'hater' would have to rhyme with 'test' which it doesn't.
                                                      – Thomas Blue
                                                      Aug 22 at 15:35












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                                                    3.




                                                    There once lived a negotiator,
                                                    That had a response to each hater:
                                                    - You ain't passed a test
                                                    Of becoming a best,
                                                    Go west and I'll talk to you later.







                                                    share|improve this answer














                                                    3.




                                                    There once lived a negotiator,
                                                    That had a response to each hater:
                                                    - You ain't passed a test
                                                    Of becoming a best,
                                                    Go west and I'll talk to you later.








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                                                    answered Aug 22 at 15:02









                                                    hahaboki

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                                                    • 1




                                                      I can put up with the fact that you didn't look for pattern. But you could at least try to make it rhyme! xD Anyways, still thanks for the input.
                                                      – Thomas Blue
                                                      Aug 22 at 15:05











                                                    • @ThomasBlue I fixed it.
                                                      – hahaboki
                                                      Aug 22 at 15:22










                                                    • @hakaboki No, not really. 'hater' would have to rhyme with 'test' which it doesn't.
                                                      – Thomas Blue
                                                      Aug 22 at 15:35












                                                    • 1




                                                      I can put up with the fact that you didn't look for pattern. But you could at least try to make it rhyme! xD Anyways, still thanks for the input.
                                                      – Thomas Blue
                                                      Aug 22 at 15:05











                                                    • @ThomasBlue I fixed it.
                                                      – hahaboki
                                                      Aug 22 at 15:22










                                                    • @hakaboki No, not really. 'hater' would have to rhyme with 'test' which it doesn't.
                                                      – Thomas Blue
                                                      Aug 22 at 15:35







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                                                    I can put up with the fact that you didn't look for pattern. But you could at least try to make it rhyme! xD Anyways, still thanks for the input.
                                                    – Thomas Blue
                                                    Aug 22 at 15:05





                                                    I can put up with the fact that you didn't look for pattern. But you could at least try to make it rhyme! xD Anyways, still thanks for the input.
                                                    – Thomas Blue
                                                    Aug 22 at 15:05













                                                    @ThomasBlue I fixed it.
                                                    – hahaboki
                                                    Aug 22 at 15:22




                                                    @ThomasBlue I fixed it.
                                                    – hahaboki
                                                    Aug 22 at 15:22












                                                    @hakaboki No, not really. 'hater' would have to rhyme with 'test' which it doesn't.
                                                    – Thomas Blue
                                                    Aug 22 at 15:35




                                                    @hakaboki No, not really. 'hater' would have to rhyme with 'test' which it doesn't.
                                                    – Thomas Blue
                                                    Aug 22 at 15:35

















                                                     

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