Don't Accuse Me Of Being One!

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Color me true,

But don't call me blue.

Roast me if you care,

Though grab my coat if you dare.

They find me throughout,

Delicious, don't you doubt.








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Color me true,

But don't call me blue.

Roast me if you care,

Though grab my coat if you dare.

They find me throughout,

Delicious, don't you doubt.








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Color me true,

But don't call me blue.

Roast me if you care,

Though grab my coat if you dare.

They find me throughout,

Delicious, don't you doubt.








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Color me true,

But don't call me blue.

Roast me if you care,

Though grab my coat if you dare.

They find me throughout,

Delicious, don't you doubt.










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    This riddle got me out of the blue :D
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    This riddle got me out of the blue :D
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    Aug 23 at 1:23








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This riddle got me out of the blue :D
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This riddle got me out of the blue :D
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Don't Accuse Me Of Being One!




Chestnut - this is an original riddle so shouldn't call you this.




Color me true,




Chestnut is a reddish-brown colour.




But don't call me blue.




A chestnut as a ha-ha joke so not sad or adult (but too old).




Roast me if you care,




Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.




Though grab my coat if you dare.




Chestnuts (especially the horse) have a prickly coat.




They find me throughout,




Chestnut meaning commonplace (conker sounds like conquer).




Delicious, don't you doubt.




Sweet chestnuts.







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  • Tom, this was a great answer; I learned quite a few new things here. +1
    – PerpetualJ
    Aug 23 at 19:22










  • You got it! Will give the tick tomorrow.
    – Generic Person
    Aug 23 at 23:39

















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Are you a




Marshmallow?




Color me true,




You roast them.




But don't call me blue.




There can be blue flames in the fire you roast them in, or blue can mean sadness and marshmallows are pretty cheery.




Roast me if you care,




It is the best way to eat them.




Though grab my coat if you dare.




It is hot!




They find me throughout,




In a s'more.




Delicious, don't you doubt.




Almost solid sugar.




Title




maybe a softy because marshmallows are soft?







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    I'm not sure about the coat, since in my experience that is the only thing to grab...
    – piojo
    Aug 23 at 9:26

















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Is it:




Corn?
Hopi maize is known as blue corn.
It can be roasted.
Its outer layer ("coat") is quite thick so it would be tough to grab it.
Corn is pretty ubiquitous.
It is also quite delicious.
Plus, no one likes to be called "corny"!







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    Are you a:




    Waffle?




    Don't Accuse me of being one!




    Waffle is an insult meaning brainless/dumb




    Color me true




    There is tons of recipes for "True Belgian Waffles" etc.




    But don't call me blue




    Don't google that (NSFW), as it is a rather unpleasently looking disease




    Roast me if you care




    Waffles can indeed be prepared by roasting them.




    Though grab my coat if you dare




    Waffles (Belgian Waffles in particular I believe) are often coated in sugar




    They find me throughout




    Waffles are not only found everywhere (almost every household has one person
    Knowing how they are prepared due to their recipes simplicity)
    There are also a LOT of different waffles throughout the world: American, Belgian, Liège, Hong Kong Waffles, etc. There are even variations like waffle cones for ice cream.




    Delicious, don't you doubt.




    Waffles are a staple in almost every country's breakfeast regiment. They are simply delicious.




    First time posting on any SE, so I hope I didn't mess up the spoiler feature






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    • Welcome to Puzzling.SE! This is a great answer! I especially enjoyed your reasoning behind They find me throughout. Please feel free to take-the-tour as with all SE sites.
      – PerpetualJ
      Aug 23 at 19:18

















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    Is this a




    Chicken




    ?

     



    Color me true

    But don't call me blue




    To be "Chicken" is to be "Yellow", not "Blue"




    Roast me if you care

    Though grab my coat if you dare




    Roast chicken is delicious, but fresh out of the oven the skin will be very hot!




    They find me throughout




    Chickens are found worldwide




    Delicious, don't you doubt




    Roast chicken is delicious




     

    But, most of all:

    Don't Accuse Me Of Being One!




    Nobody - Calls - Me - Chicken!







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    • Though grab my coat if you dare; not going to lie, as I read your answer I was completely expecting rot13(unir lbh rire gevrq gb chyy n puvpxra'f srnguref). :D
      – PerpetualJ
      Aug 23 at 19:21

















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    Are you a




    Lobster/Crab?




    Color me true




    Lobsters turn red when cooked




    But don't call me blue




    Some lobsters are blue prior to being cooked




    Roast me if you care




    You can roast a lobster to prepare it




    Though grab my coat if you dare




    I think this refers to either the lobster snapping at you while alive or removing it's shell when dead.




    They find me throughout




    People hunt lobsters in many places




    Delicious, don't you doubt.




    Some people even seem to enjoy eating lobsters apparently




    Title




    Generic Person seems to be in a crabby mood







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      Don't Accuse Me Of Being One!




      Chestnut - this is an original riddle so shouldn't call you this.




      Color me true,




      Chestnut is a reddish-brown colour.




      But don't call me blue.




      A chestnut as a ha-ha joke so not sad or adult (but too old).




      Roast me if you care,




      Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.




      Though grab my coat if you dare.




      Chestnuts (especially the horse) have a prickly coat.




      They find me throughout,




      Chestnut meaning commonplace (conker sounds like conquer).




      Delicious, don't you doubt.




      Sweet chestnuts.







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      • Tom, this was a great answer; I learned quite a few new things here. +1
        – PerpetualJ
        Aug 23 at 19:22










      • You got it! Will give the tick tomorrow.
        – Generic Person
        Aug 23 at 23:39














      up vote
      16
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      accepted










      Don't Accuse Me Of Being One!




      Chestnut - this is an original riddle so shouldn't call you this.




      Color me true,




      Chestnut is a reddish-brown colour.




      But don't call me blue.




      A chestnut as a ha-ha joke so not sad or adult (but too old).




      Roast me if you care,




      Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.




      Though grab my coat if you dare.




      Chestnuts (especially the horse) have a prickly coat.




      They find me throughout,




      Chestnut meaning commonplace (conker sounds like conquer).




      Delicious, don't you doubt.




      Sweet chestnuts.







      share|improve this answer




















      • Tom, this was a great answer; I learned quite a few new things here. +1
        – PerpetualJ
        Aug 23 at 19:22










      • You got it! Will give the tick tomorrow.
        – Generic Person
        Aug 23 at 23:39












      up vote
      16
      down vote



      accepted







      up vote
      16
      down vote



      accepted






      Don't Accuse Me Of Being One!




      Chestnut - this is an original riddle so shouldn't call you this.




      Color me true,




      Chestnut is a reddish-brown colour.




      But don't call me blue.




      A chestnut as a ha-ha joke so not sad or adult (but too old).




      Roast me if you care,




      Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.




      Though grab my coat if you dare.




      Chestnuts (especially the horse) have a prickly coat.




      They find me throughout,




      Chestnut meaning commonplace (conker sounds like conquer).




      Delicious, don't you doubt.




      Sweet chestnuts.







      share|improve this answer












      Don't Accuse Me Of Being One!




      Chestnut - this is an original riddle so shouldn't call you this.




      Color me true,




      Chestnut is a reddish-brown colour.




      But don't call me blue.




      A chestnut as a ha-ha joke so not sad or adult (but too old).




      Roast me if you care,




      Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.




      Though grab my coat if you dare.




      Chestnuts (especially the horse) have a prickly coat.




      They find me throughout,




      Chestnut meaning commonplace (conker sounds like conquer).




      Delicious, don't you doubt.




      Sweet chestnuts.








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      Tom

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      • Tom, this was a great answer; I learned quite a few new things here. +1
        – PerpetualJ
        Aug 23 at 19:22










      • You got it! Will give the tick tomorrow.
        – Generic Person
        Aug 23 at 23:39
















      • Tom, this was a great answer; I learned quite a few new things here. +1
        – PerpetualJ
        Aug 23 at 19:22










      • You got it! Will give the tick tomorrow.
        – Generic Person
        Aug 23 at 23:39















      Tom, this was a great answer; I learned quite a few new things here. +1
      – PerpetualJ
      Aug 23 at 19:22




      Tom, this was a great answer; I learned quite a few new things here. +1
      – PerpetualJ
      Aug 23 at 19:22












      You got it! Will give the tick tomorrow.
      – Generic Person
      Aug 23 at 23:39




      You got it! Will give the tick tomorrow.
      – Generic Person
      Aug 23 at 23:39










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      Are you a




      Marshmallow?




      Color me true,




      You roast them.




      But don't call me blue.




      There can be blue flames in the fire you roast them in, or blue can mean sadness and marshmallows are pretty cheery.




      Roast me if you care,




      It is the best way to eat them.




      Though grab my coat if you dare.




      It is hot!




      They find me throughout,




      In a s'more.




      Delicious, don't you doubt.




      Almost solid sugar.




      Title




      maybe a softy because marshmallows are soft?







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      • 2




        I'm not sure about the coat, since in my experience that is the only thing to grab...
        – piojo
        Aug 23 at 9:26














      up vote
      9
      down vote













      Are you a




      Marshmallow?




      Color me true,




      You roast them.




      But don't call me blue.




      There can be blue flames in the fire you roast them in, or blue can mean sadness and marshmallows are pretty cheery.




      Roast me if you care,




      It is the best way to eat them.




      Though grab my coat if you dare.




      It is hot!




      They find me throughout,




      In a s'more.




      Delicious, don't you doubt.




      Almost solid sugar.




      Title




      maybe a softy because marshmallows are soft?







      share|improve this answer
















      • 2




        I'm not sure about the coat, since in my experience that is the only thing to grab...
        – piojo
        Aug 23 at 9:26












      up vote
      9
      down vote










      up vote
      9
      down vote









      Are you a




      Marshmallow?




      Color me true,




      You roast them.




      But don't call me blue.




      There can be blue flames in the fire you roast them in, or blue can mean sadness and marshmallows are pretty cheery.




      Roast me if you care,




      It is the best way to eat them.




      Though grab my coat if you dare.




      It is hot!




      They find me throughout,




      In a s'more.




      Delicious, don't you doubt.




      Almost solid sugar.




      Title




      maybe a softy because marshmallows are soft?







      share|improve this answer












      Are you a




      Marshmallow?




      Color me true,




      You roast them.




      But don't call me blue.




      There can be blue flames in the fire you roast them in, or blue can mean sadness and marshmallows are pretty cheery.




      Roast me if you care,




      It is the best way to eat them.




      Though grab my coat if you dare.




      It is hot!




      They find me throughout,




      In a s'more.




      Delicious, don't you doubt.




      Almost solid sugar.




      Title




      maybe a softy because marshmallows are soft?








      share|improve this answer












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      answered Aug 22 at 22:24









      QuantumTwinkie

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      • 2




        I'm not sure about the coat, since in my experience that is the only thing to grab...
        – piojo
        Aug 23 at 9:26












      • 2




        I'm not sure about the coat, since in my experience that is the only thing to grab...
        – piojo
        Aug 23 at 9:26







      2




      2




      I'm not sure about the coat, since in my experience that is the only thing to grab...
      – piojo
      Aug 23 at 9:26




      I'm not sure about the coat, since in my experience that is the only thing to grab...
      – piojo
      Aug 23 at 9:26










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      Is it:




      Corn?
      Hopi maize is known as blue corn.
      It can be roasted.
      Its outer layer ("coat") is quite thick so it would be tough to grab it.
      Corn is pretty ubiquitous.
      It is also quite delicious.
      Plus, no one likes to be called "corny"!







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        up vote
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        Is it:




        Corn?
        Hopi maize is known as blue corn.
        It can be roasted.
        Its outer layer ("coat") is quite thick so it would be tough to grab it.
        Corn is pretty ubiquitous.
        It is also quite delicious.
        Plus, no one likes to be called "corny"!







        share|improve this answer






















          up vote
          7
          down vote










          up vote
          7
          down vote









          Is it:




          Corn?
          Hopi maize is known as blue corn.
          It can be roasted.
          Its outer layer ("coat") is quite thick so it would be tough to grab it.
          Corn is pretty ubiquitous.
          It is also quite delicious.
          Plus, no one likes to be called "corny"!







          share|improve this answer












          Is it:




          Corn?
          Hopi maize is known as blue corn.
          It can be roasted.
          Its outer layer ("coat") is quite thick so it would be tough to grab it.
          Corn is pretty ubiquitous.
          It is also quite delicious.
          Plus, no one likes to be called "corny"!








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          answered Aug 22 at 22:25









          AVLZ

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              up vote
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              down vote













              Are you a:




              Waffle?




              Don't Accuse me of being one!




              Waffle is an insult meaning brainless/dumb




              Color me true




              There is tons of recipes for "True Belgian Waffles" etc.




              But don't call me blue




              Don't google that (NSFW), as it is a rather unpleasently looking disease




              Roast me if you care




              Waffles can indeed be prepared by roasting them.




              Though grab my coat if you dare




              Waffles (Belgian Waffles in particular I believe) are often coated in sugar




              They find me throughout




              Waffles are not only found everywhere (almost every household has one person
              Knowing how they are prepared due to their recipes simplicity)
              There are also a LOT of different waffles throughout the world: American, Belgian, Liège, Hong Kong Waffles, etc. There are even variations like waffle cones for ice cream.




              Delicious, don't you doubt.




              Waffles are a staple in almost every country's breakfeast regiment. They are simply delicious.




              First time posting on any SE, so I hope I didn't mess up the spoiler feature






              share|improve this answer






















              • Welcome to Puzzling.SE! This is a great answer! I especially enjoyed your reasoning behind They find me throughout. Please feel free to take-the-tour as with all SE sites.
                – PerpetualJ
                Aug 23 at 19:18














              up vote
              6
              down vote













              Are you a:




              Waffle?




              Don't Accuse me of being one!




              Waffle is an insult meaning brainless/dumb




              Color me true




              There is tons of recipes for "True Belgian Waffles" etc.




              But don't call me blue




              Don't google that (NSFW), as it is a rather unpleasently looking disease




              Roast me if you care




              Waffles can indeed be prepared by roasting them.




              Though grab my coat if you dare




              Waffles (Belgian Waffles in particular I believe) are often coated in sugar




              They find me throughout




              Waffles are not only found everywhere (almost every household has one person
              Knowing how they are prepared due to their recipes simplicity)
              There are also a LOT of different waffles throughout the world: American, Belgian, Liège, Hong Kong Waffles, etc. There are even variations like waffle cones for ice cream.




              Delicious, don't you doubt.




              Waffles are a staple in almost every country's breakfeast regiment. They are simply delicious.




              First time posting on any SE, so I hope I didn't mess up the spoiler feature






              share|improve this answer






















              • Welcome to Puzzling.SE! This is a great answer! I especially enjoyed your reasoning behind They find me throughout. Please feel free to take-the-tour as with all SE sites.
                – PerpetualJ
                Aug 23 at 19:18












              up vote
              6
              down vote










              up vote
              6
              down vote









              Are you a:




              Waffle?




              Don't Accuse me of being one!




              Waffle is an insult meaning brainless/dumb




              Color me true




              There is tons of recipes for "True Belgian Waffles" etc.




              But don't call me blue




              Don't google that (NSFW), as it is a rather unpleasently looking disease




              Roast me if you care




              Waffles can indeed be prepared by roasting them.




              Though grab my coat if you dare




              Waffles (Belgian Waffles in particular I believe) are often coated in sugar




              They find me throughout




              Waffles are not only found everywhere (almost every household has one person
              Knowing how they are prepared due to their recipes simplicity)
              There are also a LOT of different waffles throughout the world: American, Belgian, Liège, Hong Kong Waffles, etc. There are even variations like waffle cones for ice cream.




              Delicious, don't you doubt.




              Waffles are a staple in almost every country's breakfeast regiment. They are simply delicious.




              First time posting on any SE, so I hope I didn't mess up the spoiler feature






              share|improve this answer














              Are you a:




              Waffle?




              Don't Accuse me of being one!




              Waffle is an insult meaning brainless/dumb




              Color me true




              There is tons of recipes for "True Belgian Waffles" etc.




              But don't call me blue




              Don't google that (NSFW), as it is a rather unpleasently looking disease




              Roast me if you care




              Waffles can indeed be prepared by roasting them.




              Though grab my coat if you dare




              Waffles (Belgian Waffles in particular I believe) are often coated in sugar




              They find me throughout




              Waffles are not only found everywhere (almost every household has one person
              Knowing how they are prepared due to their recipes simplicity)
              There are also a LOT of different waffles throughout the world: American, Belgian, Liège, Hong Kong Waffles, etc. There are even variations like waffle cones for ice cream.




              Delicious, don't you doubt.




              Waffles are a staple in almost every country's breakfeast regiment. They are simply delicious.




              First time posting on any SE, so I hope I didn't mess up the spoiler feature







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              PerpetualJ

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              answered Aug 23 at 9:33









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              • Welcome to Puzzling.SE! This is a great answer! I especially enjoyed your reasoning behind They find me throughout. Please feel free to take-the-tour as with all SE sites.
                – PerpetualJ
                Aug 23 at 19:18
















              • Welcome to Puzzling.SE! This is a great answer! I especially enjoyed your reasoning behind They find me throughout. Please feel free to take-the-tour as with all SE sites.
                – PerpetualJ
                Aug 23 at 19:18















              Welcome to Puzzling.SE! This is a great answer! I especially enjoyed your reasoning behind They find me throughout. Please feel free to take-the-tour as with all SE sites.
              – PerpetualJ
              Aug 23 at 19:18




              Welcome to Puzzling.SE! This is a great answer! I especially enjoyed your reasoning behind They find me throughout. Please feel free to take-the-tour as with all SE sites.
              – PerpetualJ
              Aug 23 at 19:18










              up vote
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              down vote













              Is this a




              Chicken




              ?

               



              Color me true

              But don't call me blue




              To be "Chicken" is to be "Yellow", not "Blue"




              Roast me if you care

              Though grab my coat if you dare




              Roast chicken is delicious, but fresh out of the oven the skin will be very hot!




              They find me throughout




              Chickens are found worldwide




              Delicious, don't you doubt




              Roast chicken is delicious




               

              But, most of all:

              Don't Accuse Me Of Being One!




              Nobody - Calls - Me - Chicken!







              share|improve this answer




















              • Though grab my coat if you dare; not going to lie, as I read your answer I was completely expecting rot13(unir lbh rire gevrq gb chyy n puvpxra'f srnguref). :D
                – PerpetualJ
                Aug 23 at 19:21














              up vote
              2
              down vote













              Is this a




              Chicken




              ?

               



              Color me true

              But don't call me blue




              To be "Chicken" is to be "Yellow", not "Blue"




              Roast me if you care

              Though grab my coat if you dare




              Roast chicken is delicious, but fresh out of the oven the skin will be very hot!




              They find me throughout




              Chickens are found worldwide




              Delicious, don't you doubt




              Roast chicken is delicious




               

              But, most of all:

              Don't Accuse Me Of Being One!




              Nobody - Calls - Me - Chicken!







              share|improve this answer




















              • Though grab my coat if you dare; not going to lie, as I read your answer I was completely expecting rot13(unir lbh rire gevrq gb chyy n puvpxra'f srnguref). :D
                – PerpetualJ
                Aug 23 at 19:21












              up vote
              2
              down vote










              up vote
              2
              down vote









              Is this a




              Chicken




              ?

               



              Color me true

              But don't call me blue




              To be "Chicken" is to be "Yellow", not "Blue"




              Roast me if you care

              Though grab my coat if you dare




              Roast chicken is delicious, but fresh out of the oven the skin will be very hot!




              They find me throughout




              Chickens are found worldwide




              Delicious, don't you doubt




              Roast chicken is delicious




               

              But, most of all:

              Don't Accuse Me Of Being One!




              Nobody - Calls - Me - Chicken!







              share|improve this answer












              Is this a




              Chicken




              ?

               



              Color me true

              But don't call me blue




              To be "Chicken" is to be "Yellow", not "Blue"




              Roast me if you care

              Though grab my coat if you dare




              Roast chicken is delicious, but fresh out of the oven the skin will be very hot!




              They find me throughout




              Chickens are found worldwide




              Delicious, don't you doubt




              Roast chicken is delicious




               

              But, most of all:

              Don't Accuse Me Of Being One!




              Nobody - Calls - Me - Chicken!








              share|improve this answer












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              • Though grab my coat if you dare; not going to lie, as I read your answer I was completely expecting rot13(unir lbh rire gevrq gb chyy n puvpxra'f srnguref). :D
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              • Though grab my coat if you dare; not going to lie, as I read your answer I was completely expecting rot13(unir lbh rire gevrq gb chyy n puvpxra'f srnguref). :D
                – PerpetualJ
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              Though grab my coat if you dare; not going to lie, as I read your answer I was completely expecting rot13(unir lbh rire gevrq gb chyy n puvpxra'f srnguref). :D
              – PerpetualJ
              Aug 23 at 19:21




              Though grab my coat if you dare; not going to lie, as I read your answer I was completely expecting rot13(unir lbh rire gevrq gb chyy n puvpxra'f srnguref). :D
              – PerpetualJ
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              Are you a




              Lobster/Crab?




              Color me true




              Lobsters turn red when cooked




              But don't call me blue




              Some lobsters are blue prior to being cooked




              Roast me if you care




              You can roast a lobster to prepare it




              Though grab my coat if you dare




              I think this refers to either the lobster snapping at you while alive or removing it's shell when dead.




              They find me throughout




              People hunt lobsters in many places




              Delicious, don't you doubt.




              Some people even seem to enjoy eating lobsters apparently




              Title




              Generic Person seems to be in a crabby mood







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                Are you a




                Lobster/Crab?




                Color me true




                Lobsters turn red when cooked




                But don't call me blue




                Some lobsters are blue prior to being cooked




                Roast me if you care




                You can roast a lobster to prepare it




                Though grab my coat if you dare




                I think this refers to either the lobster snapping at you while alive or removing it's shell when dead.




                They find me throughout




                People hunt lobsters in many places




                Delicious, don't you doubt.




                Some people even seem to enjoy eating lobsters apparently




                Title




                Generic Person seems to be in a crabby mood







                share|improve this answer
























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                  Are you a




                  Lobster/Crab?




                  Color me true




                  Lobsters turn red when cooked




                  But don't call me blue




                  Some lobsters are blue prior to being cooked




                  Roast me if you care




                  You can roast a lobster to prepare it




                  Though grab my coat if you dare




                  I think this refers to either the lobster snapping at you while alive or removing it's shell when dead.




                  They find me throughout




                  People hunt lobsters in many places




                  Delicious, don't you doubt.




                  Some people even seem to enjoy eating lobsters apparently




                  Title




                  Generic Person seems to be in a crabby mood







                  share|improve this answer














                  Are you a




                  Lobster/Crab?




                  Color me true




                  Lobsters turn red when cooked




                  But don't call me blue




                  Some lobsters are blue prior to being cooked




                  Roast me if you care




                  You can roast a lobster to prepare it




                  Though grab my coat if you dare




                  I think this refers to either the lobster snapping at you while alive or removing it's shell when dead.




                  They find me throughout




                  People hunt lobsters in many places




                  Delicious, don't you doubt.




                  Some people even seem to enjoy eating lobsters apparently




                  Title




                  Generic Person seems to be in a crabby mood








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